Saturday, August 7, 2021
Zombie pawtroll # 101
Da weavver woz clear, visibility 100% I woz on my way up da woad when sompen caught my eye...whut woz it?
I slowly quept up upon whut I saw and couldn't believe my eyes it woz a Zombie in da neighbors field twing tu jump start dere tractor
I fell tu da gwound on my belly and cwaled closer fur a betta wook...ever so slowly I cwaled on my belly tu getted a closer wook and closer *paws sweating heart pounden*
I stopped den took off my Zombie back pack and weached inside tu getted my Zombie smasher...I carefully pulled it out den cwaled closer and closer ...da wind woz in my favor so da Zombie didn't even smell me but I culd smell him and he smelled wike wotten socks
Slowly I crept cwaling on my tummy *sweaty paws and heart beating fast*
Da Zombie woz so buzy twing tu gets da twactor started dat he didn't see me...I den cwaled up den stood up and den smashed himm on da head and BAM BOOM THUD he woz dead!
My Mommie putted Zombie twash bags (dey is special twash bags dat disinterated da Zombies)...well I scooped him up using my special Zombie gloves and ptted him intu da bag den took himm tu da Zombie Squad dump
Afta I woz done da neighbor fhanke me and I wented on my way back home tu Mommie fur a cookie
Lt Col Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie Masteer Zombie Hunter