A nice day tu hunt Zombies

 It woz a nice day...visability 100%...tested air bweeze wiffhs me paw up in da air... dere woz a slight bweeze...

Me and Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid woz in da kitchen wiffhs Mommie...she woz maken Zombie antidote...diz is Zombie liquid dat yu gibes tu a hoomen or fur whut gotted bitten by a Zombie and turned intu a Zombie...jus a wittle goes a long way...

Once Mommie woz finished she filled our canteens wiffhs da antidote..."All set Frisbee, ere yu go" she sayed...we putted boffh canteens in our Zombie backpack and told Mommie "Bye bye Mommie me and Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid iz goin on Zombie pawtrol see yu later gator." she sayed, "be careful  Frisbee and Fritter Lee see's yu soon." ands away we wented....

Me and Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid pwoceeded tu walks up da woad past da neighbors houzez tu da othur neighbors big open field...

I told Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid "pwoceed wiffhs caution coz I can smell a Zombie (yu see dey smell wike wotten socks and yu can smell dem fur miles),one maybe more up ahead."

He actually listened tu me and we boffhs pwoceeded vewy quietly silently wike ninja's in da nite...

Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid sayed, "Lt. Col. whut's dat up dere by da fire pit in da field ?"

I wooked and low and behold dere woz Zombies awound da fire pit..."dey are pwobably planen an attack" I told Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid "so lets sneak up on dem."...

We pwoceeded eva so quietly wikes ninja's (I alweady sayed diz didn't I?)...

 

Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid sayed "Lt. Col. whut shall we use tu kill dem?"

 

I sayed "grab da Zombie net gun frum da Zombie backpack Pwivate and gibes it tu me." Yu see's da Zombie net gun's net haz powerful desentragrating power...

 

Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid did eggzactly diz he pulled da Zombie net gun frum da Zombie backpack and handed it tu me...

 

By  now we were close...*paws sweaten heart beaten faster and faster*...

I told Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid..."stand fast Pwivate and cover my back."

He did eggzactly whut I ordered him tu du...wiffhs my back covered I crept closer and closer...da Zombies were so engrossed in dere plannen dat dey didn't eben see me...

Almost on my knees I got down aimed my Zombie net gun and held my breafh and pulled da twigger and wiffhs a WOOSH, WOOSH, WOOSH, (yu getted da picture don't yu?)...da net wented over da Zombies and POOF, POOF, POOF dey wented up in smoke....

I told Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid "get over here quickly wiffhs our Zombie Field backpack coz we needed da Zombie trash bags."

Yu see da Zombie trash bags haz desentragrating pwoperties dat desentragrate da Zombie's intu slush...

"Don't furget our Zombie gloves Pwivate" I told him...

Me and Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid cleaned up da mess and pwoceeded tu take da sludge back tu Mommie so dat she culd desenfectage our net wiffhs Zombie soap and so that I culd re load da Zombie net gun fur da next adventure...

Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid tooked one bag and I took one bag and away we went back home tu Mommie fur help...

Yu see yu gotted tu takes da Zombie trash bags tu da Zombie dump tu drop dem off....

We boffhs walked down da woad tu home where Mommie helped uz az usual wike all gud Mommie's du when we iz Zombie hunten....

Mommie loaded da Zombie trash bags in da car and away we wented tu da Zombie dump...

After da Zombie dump we all wented tu getted a milky shake at da A frame coffee place up da woad den we wented back home fur cookies tuu...Mommie sayed "anothur gweat job Frisbee and Fritter Lee, da neighborhood iz safe once again frum da terrible Zombies."

Da end

Fhank yu'all fur visiten our Blog we hopes yu enjoyed our storie adventure tuday...take care stay safe and well and haves a gweat nite...and pleaze take gud care ob each othur...diz vewy impawtent tu du...

Until da next Zombie adventure....check back often fur another Zombie adventure storie.....

Yur fwiends Lt. Col. Frisbee aka Goobie Master Zombie Hunter and Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid (soiljur in twaining)...

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