|Dis is Blue and hur gang ob brovers ands sisturs on da farm. Blue's da 3rd one frum da left...da shortest one dere is in da picture.|
Thursday, March 26, 2015
I goes and visits Blue all da time ands we horse awound like twu pups sometimes. Da ober day dough she got pissed ands nipped at me cuz I smelleded hur butt! Well yu do dat tu don'ts yu or am I da only one dat does dis? Hoomens don'ts sniff butts..*rolls eyes*..thant God dey don'ts. Culd yu just see a Hoomen goin up tu anober Hoomen ands sniff dere but tu see who dey are ands where dey been ands all dat kinds ob stuff we gets frum sniffin butts? Baa ha ha!
Anyways.....where was I?...I knows....I goes up tu visits Blue all da time wiffs my Papa cuz my Mom don'ts lets me twavel up dere by myself don'ts yu know....When we goes ups tu Blue's me ands Papa wide da ATV ands sometimes we goes in his twuck...When we's wides da ATV I gets tu sett up in da middle all by myself, well Papa's dere tu cuz I don'ts habe a license tu dribe a ATV yet...Anyway (Hey I sayed dis before!)....we goes ups on da ATV da most ands Papa dwives weal slow so I won'ts fall off ands skin my knees....I do weally good at widing da ATV wiffs him....Maybe Mom will lets me gets my license tu dwive an ATV..whut du yu fink? If I am sweet likes I always am she'll do it fur me....Maaaaaa...hey Maaaaaa...Ma! Can I gets my license tu dwive da ATV frum da Motur vehical place? *wispering* I'll weally suck ups tu hur...pwetty please Mom wiffs a doggie tweat on tops? *smiling* She said dat it wuld be otay..den I can dwive ups tu see Blue all by myself whens I wants tu..what am I saying...when my Mom lets me...dat's a bettur way tu say it!
Dis is da END ob my story abouts my fwiend Blue!
Frum yur fwiend Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie....da....wait fur it....wait....wait....DA WuNdEr WeStIe! See yu on da flips flops!
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
|I was a good day...da sun was outs ands da burds were singen. All was calm....until....|
|Like I sayed...all was calm until I camed upon da Gofer hole in da field..(dere's a lot's ob Gofers and holes in da field).|
|I sayed tu myself..."self bwing on da Gofers!"|
|BOOM! ZAP! ZOWEE! It happened....|
|I jumped on my P40 and ups ups ands away I wents...intu da big blue yondur...|
|Just look at da stupid Gofer dat was on da gwound! He is no match fur me!|
|Dere were eben prehistorick Gofers dat came outs tu battle wiffs me! Still not a worry fur me!|
|Stupid Gofer! Yur hat won'ts pwotect yu frum Frisbee Bradley....da....WuNdEr WeStIe!|
|I amid my Rocket Launchur at da gwoup ob Gofers and BANG! POW! ZAP! I fired several Gofer Rockets and destwoyed dem all....|
Unfortunately now it's time tu use Mom's sucker fing and suck ups all da Gofers...Dere's still more outs dere but dey won'ts survive longs wiffs me on air pawtrol in my P40! Pawsom wight?
Yur fwiend Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie....da....WuNdEr WeStIe...dat's a Roger ober and outs until we meets again yu stupid Gofers!
|Hads tu sharzie wiffs yu my Gofer net gun....pwetty pawsome!|
Monday, March 16, 2015
|Dis is one ob my many attitude faces....|
|Dis is my Clint Eastwoods look....weady....Go aheads punk....make my day...pretty pawsome wight?|
|Dis is one ob da looks I gibes my Mom...."Oh wealllly Mom." I'm a card!|
|Dis is anober one ob da looks I gibes tu my Mom.....wait fur it....otay...."Ok Mom come ons...hurry ups ands takes da picture." got lots ob dem....|
|Dis is my..."Whut Mom...Me....I didn'ts du it" look....|
|Dis is anober one ob my "Whut Mom" looks.....|
|Dis is my "Ha ha I'm runnen frum yu ands yu can'ts catches me...nope" look...|
|Dis is my "Hurry ups ands cracks opens da beer fur me...are we done" look....|
|Dis is my look whens I gets a durty face tu Mom...."I luv yu Mom"...|
|Dis is my puppy look chewen on a toy.....|
|Dis is me whens I was a pup looken fur Gofers...my first eggsperience wiffs Gofer pawtrollen!|
|Awww...my first Gofer in da hole...hope he don'ts bite my lil nose...Dis when I was a pup tu, (buts yu knows dat wight?)|
|Dis is my sweet side when I was a pup....all tuckured outs frum a long day playen wiffs sissy Pickie, Mom and all ob our toys in da two big baskets...We hads a lots ob toys when I was a pup....still do...Baa ha ha!|
|Dis is me as a youngstur sweet look..."Mom I'm tired can we takes da picture latur?"|
|Anober atttittude face.....gots still more tu come....|
|My Mom sayed tu me dat I looked likes a little devil in dis picture wiffs my eyes all beamen wiffs white pupuls....*wisperen* Don'ts tell Mom but I can be a lil devil...but den agains she knowed dis.....|
|Me wiffs my tounge out tasten da wain dwops....I also stuck it outs at da Gofers in da field tu!|
|Yet anober attitude face ob mine...."What did yu say?"|
|Dis is anober one ob my sweet...princess looks....*wispers* I'm spoiled wotten by boffs my Mom and Papa...I luvs it!|
|Dis me all acten likes a pwincess or sompen....Dis was when I was feelen likes being sweet tu Mom at camp....Aint's I pwetty? Mom sayed tu me dat I gots a big head cuz I finks I'm pwetty tu....*whispers* ands so does Mom...|
|Attitude by da Friz! "Bwing it on baby!"|
|Dis my bedtime attitude wiffs Mom..."Whut was dat Mom? Did yu say Rattcoon?"|
|Dis me one day at camp wiffs Mom..."No I won'ts looks at da camera." Is yur Mom always tellen yu dat yu gots attitudes? My Mom is...she sayed tu me "Frisbee Ann, (utoh middle name)...yu gots an attitude tuday don'ts yu!"|
Well dats dat ands dis is...........wait furr it....wait....OTAY....
Frum yur fwiend Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie......da WuNdEr WeStIe....
bye bye fur now...luvs yu all!
Signed: FRISBEE BRADLEY AKA GOOBIE...PWOUD MEMBUR OF DA #ZOMBIESQUAD....PWOTECTEN HOOMENS ANDS OBER FURRY FWIENDS FRUM ALL KINDS OB ZOMBIES.....SERGENT-SLAYER FRISBEE BRADLEY AKA GOOBIE....GOOD DAY....
|All clear was my words tu Papa...No Gofers or Zombies tu report I sayed tu Papa...So I kept on haben fun and dive bomben intu da gwass....|
|Dis is my side view ob my |
Leperchuen suit.....Pwetty niffty wight? Anways I hads my fun whens Mom calleded to me tu come in tu eat supper...ands yu knows whut happened latur?
Happy St. Patrick's day.....xoxoxo
Frum yur fwiend Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie......da.....waiiit...waiiit...da WuNdEr WeStIe.....
bye bye luvs yu all!
Saturday, March 14, 2015
|Dis is my good fwiend Reggy. She's oldur now ands has artritus weal bad buts she gets along good still.|
|Dese are some ob my good fwiend Buster's stupid Chikins. I always goes by dem ands laughs ats dem cuz dey are so stupid. I shuld watches out cuz maybe one day dey might peck me on da butt! BOL!|
|Dese are some more ob my neighbur and good fwiend Buster's stupid Chikins ands some ob his Geese. Now my Mom tole me tu watches outs fur da Geese cuz dey will come abtur yu ands bits yu on da butt like dey did when she was little gurl. Ha!|
Well dat's about it fur me tunite....maybe one more post tu shows yu hows I gotted intu da spirit ob da gween fur St. Patricks day...maybe...you'll just habe tu wait maybe until tumorrow....