It woz a beautiful day....da sun woz out and da burds were singen...
I walked up our woad wiffhs Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid tuday doin a Zombie pawtrol in memory ob our pumpkin Millie whu cotrb...
As I woz approachen da neighbors field I herd a noize a noize wikez no over noize I eva herd...
As we gotted closer tu da noize I noticed dere woz twu Field Zombies picken apples frum da neighbors apple twee...
I told Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid tu drop tu his belly and we did...
I tooked out me Zombie bionoclures frum me Zombie Field pack and wooked fru dem...I saw da Field Zombies picken da apples and eaten dem wike slobs...
Me and Pwivate Fritter Lee da Kid crawled on our bellies twying tu getted closer tu da Field Zombies...We culd smell dem frum where we were and dey stunk bad!
I asked Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid whut he fought we shuld use tu egsterminate da Field Zombies...he suggested I use our Zombie net gun..."gud choice" I told him...
I tuk out our Zombie net gun frum my Zombie Field pack made sure it woz loaded den proceeded tu crawl even closer tu da Field Zombies...
Dey were so engrosed in eaten da apples dat dey didn't eben see us getten closer and closer...*heart beaten fast paws sweatten*
Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid hads my back and helds our Zombie Field pack fur me while I proceeded tu fire our Zombie net gun....
Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid stayed on hiz belly while I stood up...I wooked fru da scope den pulled da twigger eva so gently and WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH da net went ova da Field Zombies and dey fell tu da gwound...
Me and Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid walked over tu da twu Field Zombies and dey were dead...all dat woz left woz slush...yu see da Zombie net gun has a net which has desentagrating elements dat desentagrates da Zombies in seconds...
Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid helped me remove da Zombie net frum da Field Zombies and usen our Zombie rubber gloves we scooped up da slush and putted it intu a Zombie garbage bag den we went home tu Mommie...she disafected da net wiffhs Zombie soap den putted it on the clothes line tu dwy....den she drove uz tu da Zombie dump tu getted rid ob da Zombie slush...
When we gotted home Mommie sayed "Job well done Goobie" and she gaved me and Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid a cookie and some milk...
Da end
Fhank yu fur visiten our Blog hope yu hads a gweat Chewsday....take care stay safe and well and takes care ob each othur....
Yur fwiends Lt Col Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie Master Zombie hunter and Pwivate Fritter Lee aka da Kid
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