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Hi eberyone I iz a 13 year old Westie gurl I libes in California wiffhs my Mommie Papa Fritter Lee and three Chickins Janie Gretta and Julie I iz a Lt Col in da Zombie Squad #zshq

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Gofer mission # 39...da one dat gots away!

   
I was doin what I'm most famous fur, (Gofer exterminatur ob course!), just waiten and stalken dis Gofer hole. I waited ands waited ands waited.....so vury patient I was fur sure buts yu gots tu be patient whens hunting Gofers.....and we Westies habes a lots ob patients...


 I was steppen back cuz I heards a sound likes a Gofer diggen up top ob da hole. I culdent beliebe my eyes cuz all ob a sudden....BAMB dere he waz...da mean ole stupid Gofer. He stuck his sharp teefs outs at me like dis! I stepped back ands just waited cuz I knows they gots vury sharp teefs ands I didn'ts wants tu fweak Mom outs by jumpen on him cuz he wuld bites me fur sure...I waz not afwaid ob da Gofer ands Mom tole me tu stay away untils I gots backup! So I did...just watchen him...den he jumped up outs da hole and dived head furst downs da hole ands laughed at me...I waz not vury happy but my backup sissy Pickie and Mom had nots yets arived. Dang it anyway! Why dids I pick dis time tu listen tu my Mom ands waits! I culd habe bit his tail offs when he dived intu da hole...Next time Gofer...next time yu won'ts be so lucky..it'll be shakie, shakie!!




Some ob yu mights say how cans dis sweet, innocent looken, adorable Westie gurl be so brabe and fearless ob da Gofers...I bet's yu du say dis.....yep....The reason is cuz I eats all ob my vegtables dat Mom gibes tu me ebery nite...I luvs cooked spinich ands justs like Popeye da Salor Man it gibes me big muscles and lots ob strength dat I culd mobe da biggest Gofer hole arund....

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  1. JulieJanuary 10, 2015 at 2:52 PM

    It is true, you ARE an adorable Westie Girlie!
    I have never seen a Gofer….could I be your back-up next time?
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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    1. Frisbee BradleyJanuary 17, 2015 at 4:40 PM

      Thant's Princess Leah! Yu can be my back up anytime...xoxo

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  2. MurphyJanuary 10, 2015 at 5:36 PM

    You are very brave! He looked scary with those sharp, yellow teeth!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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    1. Frisbee BradleyJanuary 17, 2015 at 4:44 PM

      Thant's Murphy! I try and be brave all da time....Dey do looks scary wiffs dere sharp, yellow teef and yu gots tu be really careful...Dey don'ts brush dere teef yu can tell...BOL!

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  3. Brinley WestieJanuary 10, 2015 at 7:38 PM

    You gives him da ole shakey shakey next time and it'll be bye-bye gofer!!

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    1. Frisbee BradleyJanuary 17, 2015 at 4:47 PM

      I will Finley if da Gofer don'ts out smarts me like dis one did...but I am pretty darn smart so I don'ts think dis will happens again and it will be shakey, shakey fur sure!

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  4. RubyJanuary 10, 2015 at 8:15 PM

    Holy Gopher Hole!!! Gurl, I thinks that gopher needs him a dentist!! Or at least some Crest White strips!!! BOL!!!!
    Wells, he won't need white toofers when you gets done with him, huh?!
    Here's to the 'shakey, shakey'!!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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    1. Frisbee BradleyJanuary 17, 2015 at 4:50 PM

      OMG he sure is past due seein a dentist fur sure Ruby! Needs some Crest White strips fur sure...stinky ole thing! Ands yur wright he won't needs dem strips cuz I'll shakey, shakey and it will be all she wrote!

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  5. Kinley WestieJanuary 11, 2015 at 12:58 AM

    You'll get him next time!

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    1. Frisbee BradleyJanuary 17, 2015 at 4:52 PM

      Dere will be another day whens we meets fur sure Whitley! BTW! I learned some new abreviations da other day...really cool now I can talks like da hoomens do...BOL, OMG (Oh my Great Dane....BOL!) xoxoxo

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  6. CharliedownunderJanuary 11, 2015 at 4:14 PM

    Crikey .... get a load of those choppers!! He must be a smoker, aye?? ALL those stains. YUK!! I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole. Whatever he's got might be contagious or something!!

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    1. Frisbee BradleyJanuary 17, 2015 at 4:54 PM

      Hi Charlie! BTW! He does have some big choppers fur sure and his teef du look likes he's a heavy smoker fur sure! I won't gets tu close tu catches anything fur sure mate! BOL!

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