Uncle Billy Bob and Auntie Carolyn

Dis my Uncle Billy Bob, Auntie Carolyn, Couzin Peanut and Couzin Sofie one day ats da long long long beach up in Washington when my Mom wented tu visit dem....It's a weally weally long beach tu and yu can walk furever down it and yu can dwive a car or twuck on it tu and any obher automobiles....

My Mom tole me (cuz I culdn't goes wiffhs hur up dere tu visit) dat on dis day at da beach dey looked fur Sand Dollors and founded some fully intact tu...

Den when dey lefted da beach dey all went down town tu da small town dere tu a Meausum and seened some weird stuff tuu in dere....den aftar dat dey boughted some Salt Water Taffy...my Mom sayed it was weally gud tu but she didn't bwing any home fur me...pffft! Whuts up wiffhs dat??? My Mom sayed I wuldn't likes it and it wuld sticks tu my teefhs....Whut da heck I wuld twy some!

Afar dey boughted da Salt Water Taffy dey walked awound da small down where da beach is and my Mom boughted a T-Shirt fur hur and my Papa den dey walked awound some more and Uncle Billy Bob boughted some more diffewent flavowed Salt Water Taffy in a lil stowe and in dis store dey hads ober 100+ different flavors tuu!

Dey ended da day eaten a late lunch at da Olive Garden....my Mom wasn't vewy impwessed wiffhs hur lunch but LUVED da bwead sticks and dey all yu can eatted she sayed...pffffft she culds habes at least bwoughted me a bwead stick or twu...pfffft! Whut's up wiffhs dis Ma!

Afar da late lunch dey headed back home tu dere houze in Battle Gwound Washington...Dey don't lives dere anymore dey moved tu Kelso, WA in da way out countwy awea....

It was den dinnar time and my Mom helped my Auntie Carolyn cook dinnar den dey ate den watched da boob tube fur awhile den my Mom went tu bed...pfffft bet she went tu bed eawly tu she go tu sleeps wiffhs da chickins she du...Bol! Bol!

Da next day my Mom and Auntie Carolyn pigged out on da diffewent flavors ob da Salt Water Taffy...my Mom sayed she hads tu quit eatten it cuz it kept on getten stuck back on hur Dentures! Baaahaha shows yu wight Mom fur not bwing me any home!

My Mom hads a wonorful time den came back home tu our houzse...



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