Hellow dere and fhank yu fur visiten my Blog.....
Well my fwiends it's Octobur alweady my how time is sure flyen by...
Pwetty soon it will be Turkey Day...da day dat I getted a lil shawzies frum my Mom and Auntie Teresa at Grammy's houze tu eatted dinnar...CAN'T WAIT! Hold da gwavy doe.....
Den aftar Turkey day comes da BIGGIE....yu know whut I mean...comes da time dat Santa Paws comes tu visit me and my sissy Pickie and gibes us pwesents like dogg tweats, (lots) and a bunch ob SQUEEKY TOYS....
I habes tu tell yu guys dat I've been a vewy gud lil gurl dis year *wispers* eben doe my Mom says diffewent but I habes....A gud lil gurl indeed so Santa Paws won't misses my houze again dis year...
Fur Chwistmas my Mom bakes me and sissy Pickie Dogg Cookies...dere healthy and not fattening eibher...She uses cookie cutters like Santa Paws, Snowman, Star and Chwistmas twees den we eatted dem up!
On Chwistmas Eve we goes tu Grammy's houze in town tu open up pwesents wiffhs Grammy, Auntie Teresa, Uncle Louie (he's weird) and my Papa....Den we goes home tu our houze and watch tv den goes tu bed eawly cuz Santa Paws is coming da next day on Chwistmas morning....
When we wakes up on Chwistmas day tu our supwise our stockens awe filled wiffhs all kinds ob good stuff like's I sayed above....Dogg tweats and SQUEEKIE TOYS...We eats da tweats den plays wiffhs da toys makin dem squeek squeek squeek dwives my Mom and Papa cwazy but we still does it......Yu know I fhinks my Mom knows Santa Paws pwetty dawn gud cuz I sneakked out ob bed on Chwistmas Eve nite when she fhought I was sleepen....I quepped up da hallway vewy quietly (dey didn't eben hear me at all)...I poked my lil head awound da wall intu da diningwoom (dat's whewe our Chwistmas twee is) and I seed my Mom kiss Santa Paws den Santa Paws big belly stawted gigglen and gigglen and yu know whut he sayed?? HO HO HO Mewwy Chwistmas...Yep my Mom kissed Santa Paws under da misseltoe dat nite....den I seed Santa Paws putten our pwesents intu our Chwistmas Stockins...den yu know whut?? He ated da cookies and dwank da milk me and sissy Pickie lefted fur him...I wunder ifen he liked our doggie cookies...dunno...oh well...den I wents back tu bed where my sissy was snoren up a stowm...I fell asleep and dwempt sweet dweams ob me, sissy, my Mom goin tu libes wiffhs Santa Paws on da Norfh Pole, (dat's whewe my Mom sayed he libes)...funny fhing doe...I didn't see his weindeer or sleigh?? Maybe my Mom gabed him a wide tu our houze...naaa...*wispers* I fhinks Santa Paws was my Papa don't yu?? naaa it were da weal Santa Paws but I weally fhinks my Mom knows him quite well cuz she did kiss him...she tole us she knowed him pewsonally and dat we'd bettar be gud gurls or else....
Chwistmas afternoon me, sissy Pickie, Mom and Papa goes intu town tu Grammy's houze fur Chwistmas dinnar wiffhs all da twimmings...Turkey, mashed potatoes, gween salad, dwessing, yummie corn and biskuit wolls wiffs butter....oh and sweet potatoes wiffhs butter and bwown sugar on top ob dem (my Papa don't likes dem)
My Mom and Papa goes in eawly in da morning fur my Papa tu build Grammy a fiwe in Gwandpa's shop (he went tu heaben) and my Mom helps Grammy wiffhs fixin da dinner...Mom does da sweet potatoes, da yummie mashed potatoes wiffhs lots ob butter and da yummie yummie gwavy...My Mom makes gud gwavy...oh and my Mom helps wiffhs putting da orderbes tugethur like Salami, Ham and obher meat along wiffhs diffewent kinds ob cheese, (Mom likes Hot Pepper cheese)...Den she will putted da sliced pickles like sweet pickles and dill pickles in dere lil fhinging fur da table den slices da fwench bwead and putted cwackews in a bowl...We eatted pwetty dawn gud don't we?
Da dinnar's weally yummy and Mom and Auntie Teresa gibes us a lil, (just a lil) Turkey tu sample tu make sure it is gud and it suwe is gud!
Aftar all da pwep fur da yummie dinnar we all sitted down tu eat...dere's me, sissy Pickie, my Mom, Papa, Couzin Rodney, Couzin Neil, Auntie Teresa, Uncle Louie (he's weird) and Grammy Mary.....
Aftar da dinnar is eatted it's da dweaded time tu du da dishes and fix a container ob leftobers fur us tu takes home fur Turkey sandwiches....yummie!
Aftar da dishes are done we goes home tu welax fur da west ob da day and ebening and we plays wiffhs our toys and eatted our dogg tweats dat Santa Paw bwoughted us on Chwistmas mornin....
BUT....hold da tuna boat........someone is goin tu be missing frum our Chwistmas...it's our Mom cuz she's goin tu Washington tu be wiffhs Auntie Carolyn fur Chwistmas cuz Auntie is goin tu be all alone fur Chwistmas.....
We sure gonna miss hur fur Chwistmas but dis da only time she not dere...
Well dat's about it fur me how's bout yu's?? Tuday is goin tu be a good day da sun is goin tu come out and it's gonna be pwetty...but cuz it's Octobur dat means it's a lil cold outside...burrr
Take care my fwiends I luvs yu tu da Moon and back!!!
Yur fwiend Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie....wait fur it....daaaaaaaa....da...WuNdEr WeStIe!!
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Captain Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie Master Zombie Hunter |
All dis food talk are makin me hungry!
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