Frum Goobie tu yu!

My dearest fwiends in Bloggville USA and ober da big pond.....

I wanted tu wishes yu all a wonorful day tuday...da sun is shining da burds are singin and it's gweat weathur fur a Zombie Pawtroll....Yu see's my fwiends (dat arn't #zshq memburs)...Zombies likes tu come out when da sun is shinin cuz dey likes tu gwaze on Zombie Gwass in da neighburs field...

Da stupid Zombies are just dis....STUPID!...don'ts dey knows I is a Master Zombie Hunter Captain in da Zombie Squad and I will twack dem down no mattur whut kind ob weathur it is???

Da Zombie don'ts knows day frum dark....BWAIN DEAD!

So dis is tu yu Zombies whut happened tu finds da bwains tu looks at this Blog......Captain Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie Master Zombie Hunter will be looken fur yu dis is gweat weathur like I said tu hunt Zombies cuz dey is so STUPID!

Be on da look out yu stupid Zombies cuz I am on yur twail and I will be twacken yu tuday ands ebery day and ebery nite maken da wurld and my neighburhood a better, safe place tu libes in...

My blood getted heated wiffhs da fhoughts ob Zombie pawtrollen......*sweaty paws heart beaten*....otay otay time fur me tu GOES AND GETTED A ZOMBIE OR TWU OR FHREE....ANDS I WILL WEMEMBER....GETTED ONE FUR DA GIPPER!

See ya latar Gator

Afar while Krokidial

Luv yu all tu da moon and back...(but not yu stinky smells wonchie buger eaten Zombies)

Da end!