Binky Bears Line dance pawty

I wecently attended my Tweeter fwiend Binky Bear's Line dance pawty ands dis is whut I weared tu it.......I spit shinned by Cowgurl boots, putted on my hat den aways I wented..My Mom knowed I was goin she sayed it was otay but my Papa didn'ts knowed I wuld be in attandence at da pawty.....He didn'ts eben misses me whens I lefted our houze.....I quepped silentely outs da garage door, jumped on my Zombie cycle, (hads tu putted on my Zombie cycle helment fur saftey don'ts yu knows)...ands aways I wented....

Dis my Zombie cycle...now my fwiends mosts ob yu mights fhink....hows do I weach da peddels...Well I telled yu hows.....Dere is a speciel buttun on dis cycle dat I pushes ands da peddels comes tu me...kinda likes da Bat mobile has special buttens don'ts yu know.....anyways ons wiffs da storie....

I wented tu Binky's pawty, (my fwiend Obe Juan Kanobie was hosten it). Dere was a lot's ob gweat food, gweat alcholec bevereges, (speciallys Coors Lite), gweat fwiends dere some I justs metted ands ob course lots ands lots ob gweat fun dat was had by all especiallys me Goobie....I'm glads I wented ands my Papa didn'ts eben misses me! Baa ha ha!

Dat's about it..I wents...I sawed...I ates...I dwanks ands I peddeled backs tu my houze...ands it was a lonnng peddel tu!

Da Ends!

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