Zombie pawtrol mission #53

 Sergenet Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie Master Zombie Hunter fur da #ZombieSquad given yu Furry fwiends ands non-Zombie Hoomens da weport....Dis is de weport dated 5/18/15 10:00am, (dis is in da mornen time)...Now wifhouts any fuwture delays my weport in detail......Please twy ands stays awake ands alurt fur dis is Zombie business man...*salutes* Carry ons....now getten downs ands durty, (not's weally)....*talking seriously* *clears thought* Ladies and Gentelmens Furry ands Hoomen ands da Pwess....dis is my weport....Baa ha ha! Only joken! Gots yu!

*Clears throat again* Da date is 5/18/2015 in da am, (dat's in da mornen). Dis mornen I hads a Furry feelen abouts me dat sompen was abouts tu happen, dere was sompen in da air, (ands it wewt a burd), was a kinda feelen as da movie was titleds, "Sompen evils dis way comes." Da weathur outsides dis mornen was a little bit obercast in da sky butts da sun was twying tu come outs.....I pwoceed forwurd tu furthur inbestigate da neighburs field fur any Zombie acshion dere.....

As I pwoceeded tu completes my mornen pawtrol ands as I were closur I dids reconascenes ands concludded  dat all was clear. I confurmed my conclushions by verifyen tu da left den tu da wight den tu da frunt all awounds da neighburs field ands his houze usen at times my powerfuls Zombie Field Bynoclurs....All clear...No Zombies...all quiet on da neighburs field frunt

On's da way backs tu our houze fur a Cookie tweat frum our Mom I hads tu takes on's last look awounds.....and's du yu know whut?? I tell yu whut....Dere it was a stinkie, wotten foot smellen, berger eaten, butt picken, (da Zombie's don'ts changes dere underwear don'ts yu knows), Zombie Squirreel....He was twing tu goes abter Mr. Kitty...I wan up's tu dem boff, (maken sure I hads my Zombie Antidote in case Mr. Kitty gotted bitten), da Zombie Squirreel was just abouts tu bite Mr. Kitty when's I used da Master Zombie Hunter head's off tecknique...Swiftly I wans, wans up wiffs my foot extended in da air, (likes a Ninja) ands SPAT! off wents his head ands Mr. Kitty was safe once more....Den I headed backs tu my houze.....

I gotted a little durty so my Mom decided.....tu gibes me a baff!

"Oh comes on Mom can's I habes a Cookie tweat furst?" She said "Yes Frisbee yu can's" and's I atted it den it was time fur a baff.

Dis me, (ob course whu else wuld it be?" Not tu wowwy cuz I luvs my baffs wiffs Mom....

Abther da baffs it was time tu goes on pawtroll fur da dweaded, stupid Zombie Wattcoon likes I du ebery nite....All was clear dis nite!

Dat's my weport ands I's sticken tu it! Baa ha ha!

Da ends!

Frum yur fwiend....weady??....otay....Sergent Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie Master Zombie Hunter, Medic ands Zombie Squad Seal Sergent....daaaa....daaaa...da...WuNdEr WeStIe...ob course!

Bye bye fur now!

Luvs yu all!

RRrrrraaaaAAAA! #ZombieSquad rules!