Medal/Certificate weceived

I'm so very eggcited tu show yu guys whut I just gotted. I am pwoudly surving in da fight against da walken dead, (Zombies but den yu alweady knew dis wight?) in da #ZombieSquade Seals divison...I am a Sergent ands Assistant Commander Infantry (ACI) in da Zombie Squad Force 3......

Wecently I wented intu battle wiffs da Zombies cuz dey kidnapped ZS General Biscuit...whut a battle tu....it will goes down in histowy as da biggest battle ob all time...(well almost)...but it was an impawtent one fur sure ands we foughted da Zombies, destwoyed dem ands wescued General Biscuit...It was pawsomeness ands I gotted dis as well dids my obher team players in da ZSF3....

Well I just wanted tu sharzie dis wiffs yu'all so yu can see ands knows dat Frisbee Bradley....aka Goobie.....da  WuNdEr WeStIe is helpen keeps da wurld a safer place frum da dweaded, stinkie, wotten smellen, butt picken, boogur eaten (can's yu tell I don'ts likes Zombies?) Zombies......I will pwoudly continue tu serve da Zombie Squad in all ob my duty fields dat I gots!!!! Die Zombies Die.....

Da ends!

Goobie's wanted by da Zombies!

I was minden my own's bee's wax doin my #ZombieSquad pawtrol......I seed sompen on a twee in da neighburs field where's dere's a lot ob Zombie acshion don'ts yu knows.....I taked a double take ands saw dis wanted poster nailed tu da twee....Da Zombies are sure afwaid ob me now arn'ts dey???

Zombie pawtrol mission #53

 Sergenet Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie Master Zombie Hunter fur da #ZombieSquad given yu Furry fwiends ands non-Zombie Hoomens da weport....Dis is de weport dated 5/18/15 10:00am, (dis is in da mornen time)...Now wifhouts any fuwture delays my weport in detail......Please twy ands stays awake ands alurt fur dis is Zombie business man...*salutes* Carry ons....now getten downs ands durty, (not's weally)....*talking seriously* *clears thought* Ladies and Gentelmens Furry ands Hoomen ands da Pwess....dis is my weport....Baa ha ha! Only joken! Gots yu!

*Clears throat again* Da date is 5/18/2015 in da am, (dat's in da mornen). Dis mornen I hads a Furry feelen abouts me dat sompen was abouts tu happen, dere was sompen in da air, (ands it wewt a burd), was a kinda feelen as da movie was titleds, "Sompen evils dis way comes." Da weathur outsides dis mornen was a little bit obercast in da sky butts da sun was twying tu come outs.....I pwoceed forwurd tu furthur inbestigate da neighburs field fur any Zombie acshion dere.....

As I pwoceeded tu completes my mornen pawtrol ands as I were closur I dids reconascenes ands concludded  dat all was clear. I confurmed my conclushions by verifyen tu da left den tu da wight den tu da frunt all awounds da neighburs field ands his houze usen at times my powerfuls Zombie Field Bynoclurs....All clear...No Zombies...all quiet on da neighburs field frunt

On's da way backs tu our houze fur a Cookie tweat frum our Mom I hads tu takes on's last look awounds.....and's du yu know whut?? I tell yu whut....Dere it was a stinkie, wotten foot smellen, berger eaten, butt picken, (da Zombie's don'ts changes dere underwear don'ts yu knows), Zombie Squirreel....He was twing tu goes abter Mr. Kitty...I wan up's tu dem boff, (maken sure I hads my Zombie Antidote in case Mr. Kitty gotted bitten), da Zombie Squirreel was just abouts tu bite Mr. Kitty when's I used da Master Zombie Hunter head's off tecknique...Swiftly I wans, wans up wiffs my foot extended in da air, (likes a Ninja) ands SPAT! off wents his head ands Mr. Kitty was safe once more....Den I headed backs tu my houze.....

I gotted a little durty so my Mom decided.....tu gibes me a baff!

"Oh comes on Mom can's I habes a Cookie tweat furst?" She said "Yes Frisbee yu can's" and's I atted it den it was time fur a baff.

Dis me, (ob course whu else wuld it be?" Not tu wowwy cuz I luvs my baffs wiffs Mom....

Abther da baffs it was time tu goes on pawtroll fur da dweaded, stupid Zombie Wattcoon likes I du ebery nite....All was clear dis nite!

Dat's my weport ands I's sticken tu it! Baa ha ha!

Da ends!

Frum yur fwiend....weady??....otay....Sergent Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie Master Zombie Hunter, Medic ands Zombie Squad Seal Sergent....daaaa....daaaa...da...WuNdEr WeStIe...ob course!

Bye bye fur now!

Luvs yu all!

RRrrrraaaaAAAA! #ZombieSquad rules!

Cookies Blog

Dere's a new Blog in town....check it out...it's Cookies Blog. It was just started buts I's sure it will be's a hit!

 http://www.cookiescomments1941.blogspot.com

 

Welcome Cookie tu Blogville!

Welcome Cookie

After Sarge's mom spent almost 87 hours helping me set up this blog, I am really excited to post on my own.  I don't have any pics yet -- my lazy Mum has to get out to buy a decent camera -- maybe I can get her out tomorrow or Wednesday!!  Anyway, here goes with more about me and my Mum:

Mum is originally from the East End of London , England and came to the US in 1962.  She lived in Cleveland, OH area until 1982 when she moved to NY and NJ area.  In 1999 she moved to Oakdale, CT and then in 2002 she moved here to Tucson, AZ.  She got Cody in 2007 and Cody lived with her until she (Cody) developed cancer in July 2014.  The lump progressed VERY quickly and within two weeks, mum had to make the decision to let her go to the Bridge.

I came to live with Mum and her two kitties (Sixpence and Tigger III) a few days after Cody went to the Bridge.  I am a 5 year old lab mix.  The first evening I got here, I got loose and fortunately the gates to the complex were closed, and some neighbors found me!!!!  I got loose a few more times, but Mum had put Cody's name tag on me, so people knew how to reach her!!!  I don't do it so often now, although I did get loose from our Dog Park here at the complex a few weeks ago and got into a fight and got a couple of nasty bites and had to stay in the apartment in quarantine for 10 days!!!  But, as they say -- that is past history now!!!!

WELCOME to Blogville Cookie, we hope that you will be happy here and make new friends and most of all have FUN!!!
Here is the link to Cookies Blog:

Whut is dat noize???

Diz me diz mornen wondoren whut in da wurld iz dat noize.....

I looked tu da neighburs field diwection butz still culdn'tz figure it outz....

I wentz on da woad andz looked again butz still....I culdn'tz figure it outz...whut iz dat noize I heawr.....

I tole my Mom tu stayz put untilz I figuwe diz noize outz andz findz out where it'z comen frum andz whut it iz....

I luked tu da wight....looked tu da left...looked behindz me.....

Den it happened tu me.....I luked ober by da spookie houze diwection ands dere it waz....yu knowz whut it waz?? I tell yu'z guyz...it waz a ZOMBIE!! I wan backs tu my Mom cuz she hadz my #ZombieSquad Field pack andz I needed my Zombie Smazher! "Mom quick gibes me da Zombie Smazher pleaze" I sayed tu my Mom....once I gotted it I snuckz up behindz da stupid, smelly Zombie andz BAMB! KABOOM! KAPOW! ZONK! (I'm likez Batman don'tz yu knowz...) den SPLAT! All gone iz da Zombie!!!

Good fhing I camed acrozz diz Zombie cuz he waz twing tu stealz da neighburz Campen chairz...muzt be a meeten or sompen I fhinks why elze wuld he needz da chairz??

Well endz ob Zombie acshion time tu goez tu my houze fur a COOKIE TWEAT!! Buts I still habes tu stay on full alertz cuz yu neber knowz whenz yu will comez acwoss a Zombie or twu or fhree...

Well dis my offical weportz fur da Zombie Squad andz once againz I habed saved da Hoomenz andz obher Fur fwiends frum da dweaded, smelly, burger eaten, butt picken ZOMBIES!

Da Ends!

Frum yur fwiend andz mine...*giggles* Lt.-Adviser Master Zombie Hunter Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie, (ands Zombie Squad Seal tu!)....otay backs tu da weportz endz....daaaaaaaaaaa...(lot's ob da's hugh?)....daaaa WuNdEr WeStIe.....

 

Dis whut da Zombie looked likez wiffz hiz head on'z....Guesssss whut.....He no more habed head on!!! Baa ha ha!!!!!

Dis weally da end my fwiendz...Diz me (ob courze whu elze wuld it be wight?)....anywayz diz me dat nite on Zombie Watcoon pawtrol....

A Mofhers day wish

Dis is my Mofhers day wish tu all da Mofhers outs dere.....

I wishes all da Mofhers wiffs ands wiffouts a furbaby a wonorful day tuday...It's yur day...da day we furbabies thant's yu so very much fur bein our Mofhers in's our loven, fureber home....

Frum da day we furst met ands I looked intu yur caren, luven eyes I knew dat me bein wiffs yu was ments tu be...It was a gift of God dat were were putted intu eachobhers lives....

My Mofher yu luvs me so much ands takes gweat care ob me ands it's made me whu I is...ands I thant's yu frum da bottom ob my heart....

Frum a puppy I luv yu ands will continues tu luvs yu until I go OTRB....when dat day comes ands I habes t leaves yu I'll be's waiten fur yu rompen, playen ands haven fun likes a little pup....den one day da heavens wills opens up ands beams ob light will shines down frum da heavens ontu a figure I see ontops ob da mountain....I will stop playen looken tu see whu it is....den I will knows in my heart ands see's wiffs my eyes dat it is yu, my Mofher....we boffs will runs tu eachobher ands embrase once more...da embrase we boffs habes been urning for...intu yur luven arms I will once agains be wiffs da Mofher I so very much luv...whut a glorious day dis will be....

Ands Mofher...da one dat wescued me frum da terrible surroundens I was in I luv yu tu wiffs all my heart...yu tooked me intu yur arms ands broughted me tu yur houze where I gotted tu stay foreber ands eber untils I COTRB...buts not tu worry cuz Rainbow Bridge is a bootiful place tu waits fur yu once again tu feel yur luven arms wrap awounds me.....

So Mofhers outs dere haves a wonorful Mofhers day because yu are da GWEATEST Mofhers ob furry babies dere is....ands justs wemembers....Westies ands dere Mom's are da besties!!

Have a wonorful day! ands than'ts yu's fur being my Mofher ands luven me so very much....

Da End!

Yur fwiend Frisbee Bradley

P.S. - Mom I twuly luvs yu so very much ands I'm so glads dat God gabed me tu yu! I am so glad dat dat lady dat tooked me frum Grammy Lannies broughted me backs! It was twuly ments tu be....yu ands me....LUVS YU MOM!

Now howz bouts a TWEAT! 

 

Binky Bears Line dance pawty

I wecently attended my Tweeter fwiend Binky Bear's Line dance pawty ands dis is whut I weared tu it.......I spit shinned by Cowgurl boots, putted on my hat den aways I wented..My Mom knowed I was goin she sayed it was otay but my Papa didn'ts knowed I wuld be in attandence at da pawty.....He didn'ts eben misses me whens I lefted our houze.....I quepped silentely outs da garage door, jumped on my Zombie cycle, (hads tu putted on my Zombie cycle helment fur saftey don'ts yu knows)...ands aways I wented....

Dis my Zombie cycle...now my fwiends mosts ob yu mights fhink....hows do I weach da peddels...Well I telled yu hows.....Dere is a speciel buttun on dis cycle dat I pushes ands da peddels comes tu me...kinda likes da Bat mobile has special buttens don'ts yu know.....anyways ons wiffs da storie....

I wented tu Binky's pawty, (my fwiend Obe Juan Kanobie was hosten it). Dere was a lot's ob gweat food, gweat alcholec bevereges, (speciallys Coors Lite), gweat fwiends dere some I justs metted ands ob course lots ands lots ob gweat fun dat was had by all especiallys me Goobie....I'm glads I wented ands my Papa didn'ts eben misses me! Baa ha ha!

Dat's about it..I wents...I sawed...I ates...I dwanks ands I peddeled backs tu my houze...ands it was a lonnng peddel tu!

Da Ends!

Fhank yu fur visiten my Blog dat's all abouts me!

Master Zombie Hunter

I mights habes tole yu befores abouts da award I weceived frum da #ZombieSquad wecently....dunno...can'ts wemember...BWAIN FART!...Anyways it worths wepeating it tu yu...just bares wiffs me ands looks at it agains....

I weceived dis award fur compleshion ob da Master Zombie Hunter coursee March, 2015......It was a gweat coursee ands we were's taughted a lot's ob gweat stuff likes da Kick off Zombie Head tecknique, da Runn Ups da Zombie Flips ands da Wun Behinds Yur Hooman tecknique when dere's a Zombie on yur tail....I'm so very pwoud tu habes been ables tu attend dis course ands will nots letted down da #ZombieSquad wiffs da fight against da stinkie wotten feet smellen, burger picken eaten, butt picken Zombies tu makes da wurld a better, safter place tu libes in......by air in my P40, (dis da kinds da da Flyen Tigers used) ands by land always carryen my Zombie Field Pack which is packed full ob gweat stuff tu destwoy Zombies dat me and my Mom  putted tugether.....

RRRrrraaaAAAA!

 

 

DA ENDS!

 

Da Zombie ands da Master Zombie Hunter kick off head taktique!

It was a day like any othur day fur me ands my sissy Pickie outs on #ZombieSquad pawtrol dis mornen.

 

I broked away frum sissy ands wents outs on my owns, (I'm like dis don'ts yu know). I pwoceeded tu pawtrol da boarders ob da neighburs field where's dere's always beens a lot's ob Zombie sightens.

When's I gotted tu fuwther ups da field sompen caughted my eyes so I pwoceeded tu approaches it wiffs caushion ands extweme ellertness....

I quepted quitelys, wiffs caushion ands wiffs extreme ellertness still wunderen whut I was seeen.....I was headed fur da neighburs ole pumps house in da field....

Likes a Ninja in da nite ands da Master Zombie Hunter dat I am I pwoceeded tu queep closure and closure cuz I was wight abouts whut I seened...wiffs my own twu eyes I spottted a Zombie by da pump house ands I knew whut I hads tu do...destwuction was in da wind ands so was da Zombies stinkie, wotten foot odar smells tu! Da Zombie didn'ts see's me ands I was able tu goes awounds da pump house.....tooked a runnen form, (likes a Ninja), gabe da Zombie da Master Zombie Hunter Kick off head tacktique frums da back ands BAMB! SPLAT! kicked his head offs wiffs just one kick ob my Master Zombie Hunter Ninja in da nite foot! Dat's it! I picked ups da mess, (it was weally wotten tu like I sayed before here Zombie smelted like wotten feets......Yu knowed dey do pickes dere nose ands eatted dere bugers...ands dey pick dere butts cuz it's cwusty cuz dey don'ts changes dere underware.  GROSS!) Like I was sayen I picked ups da mess ands putted it all ins da special Zombie garbage bags my Mom gotted me. Whens yu use dese special bags when da Zombies comes intu contacts wiffs da insides ob da bags da Zombies disentergrates....100% full proofs all da time! POOP! all gone is da Zombie.....After dis we wents back home wiffs our Mom ands tooked da garbage tu da Hazmad place at da Dump....

Once we gotted home frum da Dump where dey habes a special place tu dump Zombies we were walken up da steps tu goes intu our houze ands I turned tu my Mom ands sayed, "Mom I fhinks it's time fur a Cookie tweat don'ts yu? My tummy was gwowling ands my Mom gabed me ands sissy a Cookie tweat each...yummie...dat's my storie....ands I'm sticken tu it! Baa ha ha!

Da Ends!

Habes a gweat day my pals!

Looks fur my post on whut I gotted frum da #ZombieSquad Headquarters!