While on pawtrol yesterday I waz minden my own buzinezz juzt looken fur Zombiez ob any kind, (Hoomen, Rattoon, Gofer or Kat)....I tole Mom and sissy tu stay where dey were cuz I sawed sompen stwange and didn'tz wantz dem tu follow me until I checked it outz. I continued up our woad and stopped at da neighbur's fence and dere it waz. I didn't knowz what it waz at furst until I looked in my Zombie manuel.
Yep dere it waz...I wentz tu da page in my Zombie manuel dat showed all da stupid Zombie atire, costums, uniformz etc and founded out dat dis waz a Zombie war dance helmet. Wow wee! I looked awound and didz not see any Zombiez so all waz clear.
I waz very alert, standen tall andz wentz in fur a clozer look. Sure enough I verified it wiffs my Zombie manuel! I looked awound againz maken sure all waz clear and it waz so I called Mom and sissy Pickie tu me and showed dem what I had founded left behind by a stupid Zombie....now it's mine! A Zombie trophey!
Mom said I culd hang it up andz display it in da livenroom, she waz cool wiffs dat, (she's like dis all da time...cool Mom)....Sissy took a sniff ob da Zombie helment, Mom looked at it weally close tu make sure dere waz no germz on it, she smelled it tu andz said we'd habe tu washez it, I said otay and away we wentz back tu our houze.
Da End!
Frisbee Bradley....da....WuNdEr WeStIe ober and outz!
Wow, what a prize Frisbee, your very own zombie war dance helmet, you don't see them very often! How clevers of you to spot it!
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Princess Leah xxx
Thant's Princess Leah! I'm gonna habe Mom puts it in sompen special tu display along wiffs Papa's John Wayne ands Marshall Dillion stuff in da houze...I was surpriseded tu habe spotted it tu!
DeleteHigh Paws at snagging a real zombie helmet. Dat is a pawsome prize.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen one. You are so brave.
Wags,
Ranger
Thant's Ranger! I just wishes dere was a Zombie under it buts maybe next time! BOL!
DeleteWow, we thing the national news might pick this story up and you will be a famous Zombie Patrol Officer!
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Murphy & Stanley
Thant's Murphy and Stanley my fwiends! Mom called C.N.N. but dey put hur on hold all da time ands she had tu waits a long time fur someone tu answer den dey neber dids den when she'd call backs da same fing happened ands she gotted disconneected ands said dat tu hecks wiffs dem she'll go tu da local papers furst!
DeleteGood job capturin dat Zombie helmet!
ReplyDeleteThant's Whiltley! It was an exciten pawtrol....gots goose bumpies when I sawed da helment ands confurmed whut it was in my Zombie Manuel....
DeleteUh... whut if it were a trap, and now dat ya has it, da zombie uses it to locate ya and comes to git it??
ReplyDeleteI think I'd be careful wiff dat thang!
I neber thoughts ob dat Finley! I betta looks in my Zombie Manuel tu see how or ifs I cans pwevent dis frum happenen..buts if it was tu happen dere's twu ob us now in da #ZombieSquad tu fights dem dat twy tu gets intu our houze me ands my sissy Pickie. Thant's fur da info ands I will be careeful tu!
DeleteHoly Cow Patties!!!! A real life zombie war helmet??!!!! Golly....maybe you should have it bronzed or something! Then you could drink margaritas from it...oh, sorry, maybe that would just be me...☺
ReplyDeleteGreat Find Frisbee!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Thant's Ruby dat's a gweat idea! I've always wundered whut a margarita tasted likes....but Mom dont's let me twy anyfing likes dat cuz she sayed I is tu yung ands if I dids I wuld pukes my guts outs! One day thoughs I will sneaks one....ands ifs I pukes oh well....
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ReplyDeleteThant's yu so very much Whitley! I am honored dat yu nominated me fur da Liebster Award! I'll picks it ups at da link yu gabed me fur sure! I'll wead da rules ands followes dem...Thant's again! *salutes*
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