Gofer insodent numba 125

It was a nice sunny day and I was doin whut I always am doin in da neighburs field...I'm pawtrollen fur Gofers...I was minden my own bees wax when all ob a sudden I seed sompen moven ober dere...da weeds were goin up and down and moven likes sompen was twying tu gets dem frum undarneefhs da gwound...Aaanndd we know whut dat wuld be don'ts we? Daaats wight it be a GOFERS....Success I spotted a Gofer....

My Sissy Pickie seened sompen tu....she was on Zombie pawtrol thoughted she seed a Zombie but it was just a stupid burd...all clear she sayed tu me go ands getted da Gofer Frisbee!

I pwoceeded tu walks closer tu da Gofer hole and stopped watched ands waited tu stwike da Gofer hole.....

I pwoceeded tu keep very alurt and watched waited watched and waited fur my pounce on da Gofer hole....I will not gibes up!

I wented tu da Gofer hole ands stuck my nose in as faaarrr as I culd...Yep I smelted sompen...it was a Gofer ands he smelled badly...hads tu putted in nose plugs...ewwww

I kepted one sticken my nose in da Gofer hole....sniff...sniff...sniiiiiffff..."yep he's in dere Mom." She sayed tu me "be careful Frisbee." I was very careful and stayed on da hole fur a long time.....

 

I twyed twicken da Gofer by maken him fhinks I didn'ts care dat he was dere...I sayed tu my Mom "he's wight behinds me aint's he Mom?" She sayed yes dat he was sticken his head outs da hole ands sticken his tounge outs at me behinds my back.....

Well I mean tu tell yu's guys I was getten very mad at da stupid smelly ole Gofer ands I had hads enough! I gotted up sneaked quietly tu da Gofer hole whar he was....he was sticken his head outs up tu his stomach ands his back was turned awound so he culd not see's me cweepen up on him....Ha! Dat stupid Gofer didn'ts know whut hitted him when I pounced on him in da hole...he culd not escapes me...Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie da fastest Gofer catchur in da West....Hiiiiii yaaaaa! I shakie shakie shakied him ands it wus ober fur him! I poked him backs in da hole ands covered up da hole wiffhs durt! Da only good Gofer is a dead Gofer I says......

Da ends!

Frum yur fwiend Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie....daaaaaa....WuNdEr WeStIe!

Good day ands good nite all my luvly fwiends!