Bits ands pieces

I fhinks dere's a Gofer in dis hole cuz I cans smell him ands he stinks! Smells likes wotten old socks ands dat's bad odar! I just see how far my head will goes intu da hole!

Whut yu talken bouts Ma?? I don'ts knows buts I fhinks I heawed a Zombie outside!

RRRrrrrraaaaAAAA! No Zombie tu small! Be safe stay alurts at all times!

Da ends!

Frum yur fwiend Frisbee Bradley Sergent-Advisor Master Zombie Hunter fur da #ZombieSquad....I is also a Medic/Nurse fur da Zombie Squad ands a Sergent in da Zombie Squad Seals...just earned my wings fur parachooting frum an aeroplane da obher day!

Bye bye!