Da Friz, (dat's me!) ands da Zombie Monkies

Hi dere it's me Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie....Sergent Master Zombie Fightur in da #ZombieSquad weporten tu yu tuday....

Dis was da sceen in da neighburs field da ober day whens I was outs on pawtrol wiffs sissy Pickie.

Da sky was clear, sun was outs ands da burds were singen...me ands sissy were walken up da woad tu goes outs on pawtrol in da neighburs field cuz dey gets lots ob Zombies dere ands we gotted tu pwotect da hoomens ands da ober furry fwiends frum da Zombies don'ts yu know...only joken wiffs yu...pullen yur chains...

Anyways we gotted closur to da Zombie twee in da neighburs fields when I noticed sompen was not wight wiffs da picture...Me ands my sissy culdn'ts beliebe our eyes ats whut we seeded dere in da twee....

Da twee was full ob Zombie Monkies...Me ands sissy knowed whut needed tu be done's wiffs da Zombie Monkies....DEY HAD TU BE DESTWOYED and wight away!

We boff hads our Zombie Field Packs on our backs wiffs us....I tolded sissy dat we needed tu use da Zombie Net Gun...I weached fur mine in my pack den wemembered dat it was in da shop fur wepairs....I mean tu tell yu I gotted a lil excited when I wemembered I didn'ts habe it wiffs me don'ts yu know....(pullen yur chain fing again!)

As I was approachen da twee getten closure and closure da Zombie Monkies were on da wampage...jumpen ups ands downs ands dey started comen abter us, *hearts pounden*

Good fing I hads my sissy wiffs me fur back ups cuz I yelled ats hur tu frow me hur Zombie Net Gun wight away.....ands wiffs a swift motion she gwabbed da Zombie Net Gun frum hur Zombie Field Pack and fwu it tu me ands I caughts it wiffouths any pwoblems....

Dat was it! I was very alurt ands very calm and kool whens I pointed da gun ats da Zombie twee...I tooked aims den pulled da twigger...da net wents ober da twee ands ober all da Zombie Monkies ands POOF! SPLAT! dey were destwoyed in an instunt! All disenturgrated ups intu fin air.....

Dat's my weport ob da ober day while outs on pawtrol wiffs my Sissy...Moral ob da story....It's gweat tu habes backups! Don'ts eber furget it!

Now on anober note.....DA #ZOMBIESQUAD needs yu! Don'ts be afwaid be brabe likes me ands joins ups, (ifen yu wants tu)..it's simple ands eazy tu join just goes tu  http://www.pawsntails.info/forum/index.php ands yu can look abouts on da website as a guest tu see whut da #ZombieSquad is all abouts ands how we animpals pwotects da Hoomens ands ober furry fwiends frum da Zombies outs dere in da wurld keepen it a safur place tu libes.

Sergnut Mastur Zombie Huntur Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie.....da....WuNdEr WeStIe weporten tu yu tuday frum my puptop on da diningwoom table ats our houze in Fort Bragg, CA USA!

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