Fwramily, Fwriends ands not so Fwriends pictures-Album two

Dis is Mom's stupid chiken Mama Chicken. Dis chiken is reably stupid and qwackers tu...

Mom hads tu keeps hur in da chage cuz da ober stupid chiken's were picken on hur all da time ands dey hurt hur bad...

Mom putted hur backs intu da chiken pen wiffs da ober two chikens ands dey did reably good..didn'ts pick on hur ats all...But den tuday Mom's wents tu lets da stupid chikens outs ob da chiken houze ands da one dat waz picken ons Mama chiken started picken on hurs again tuday...Mom gots pissed ands swatted der butts ands nows dey are doin betters tugethur in da pen and chiken houze...

 Dis is Mom's kat Mr. Kitty...Stupid kat anywaze...I luvs chasen da neighburs kats all da time buts I don'ts chases Mr. Kitty cuz he is Mom's kat...Stupid kat...He comez on walks wiffs us ands he pesturs sissy Pickie all da time..she don'ts likes dat very much ats all...

 Dis is ones ob my bestest fwriends Sweet Pea...RIP Sweet Pea campin won'ts be da sames fur me wiffouts yu dere... :( She's waiten ats Rainbow Bridge fur me ands we will meets agains some day... :(

 Ands.....drum roll pleaze....daaaaaa...dis is my second mosts hated varmit besides da Gofer...Da Rattoon.....I hates da Rattoon...One day I justs mights gets my pawz on ones ands shake em ups and den dere gones...dey pestur my Mom and Papa a lot's by comin ands eaten all ob Mr. Kitty's kat fud...Stupid stupid Ratton...one day just yu waits.....

 My fwriend ands neighbur Gage..He's my good fwriend Buster's gwrand son...he's nice...

 Some ob my good neighbur and fwriend Buster's Chiken wiffs babys...Stupid Chikens...Da....

 Anober picture ob me ands my good fwriend ands neighbur Buster..I realby likes hims a lots...he's realby nice tu me all da time....

 I can'ts remembers dis gurls name buts I met hur wiffs sissy Pickie ats my good fwriend and neighbur Buster's house da ober day..She was nice....cute tu...

Well dis be alls fur now ob my pictures I is sharin wiffs yu all....

Da Ends but it will continues......

Yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley...da...WuNdEr WeStIe! 

Goodbyes ands untils we meets agains!

See yu's guys ands thants fur viziting my Blog!

Da pizza effects!

 Dis is whats yu gets whens a Mom feeds hur sweet little gurl Peppuroni pizza! Dere was an fart alarm dat wents offs tu ands dey calleded fur da peoples ands animals tu puts on dere manditury gas masks! I'll admits it I am one stinkie little gurl but dats what Mom gets fur feedin me Peppuroni pizza...my faborite pizza tu...and......

 Da humans cans looks likes dis tu...not da animals...just da humans....dis is da effect that can happens wiffs me eatin Peppuroni pizza...Du yu wants tu turn gwreen humans?...and dis....

 Is what happens whens I eats Combinatiun pizza wiffs onions on its! Man....stinkie...but pretty....

 Dis is what happens whens I eats sausage and cheeze pizza! Agains stinkie...but pretty....

 Ands looks at what happens tu da stupid ole Gofers! Wow weeee...dey are big ands uglier...But no needs tu fears...I is heres tu sabe da day fur yu!....fwree ob charges tu!

Soooo....don'ts gibes war da chance cuz happiness is nots a stinkie pizza mushroom cloud....ands remembers....really twry tu....DON'TS GIBES YUR DOGGIE VERY MUCH PIZZA...well maybe just a little bits...come on now..what da heck...da mushroom clouds are pretty....stinkie but pretty....don'ts yu thinks?

Da Ends!

Frum yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley....Da...WoNdEr WeStIe! ober and outs fur now......but I'LL BE BACKS.....who saids dat!

Paws waving!

Gofers da varmits dat dey are

Hellow dere ands welcomes tu your first classroom educations ons gofers....

Number one rule is dat da Gofer is nots yur fwriend. If yu says "Fwreeze Gofer" alls yu will gets is he will spits in yur face ands dat is caca...nasty...

 Second...teaches yur childwren abouts da Gofers...Childwren bewares!

 Be's very carefuls when yu goes outs on Gofer patrols. Don'ts lets dem gets a chance tu bites yu cuz dey gots sharps teefs ands dey are bigs tu! Yu be best tu leabes it ups tu da professionals likes me Goobie's Gofer Air Patrol....yep!

 Looks hows stupid da Gofer looks....

 Da Gofer is wreal ands nots a mobie....

Anober stupid lookin Gofer...Da what?

Dis is whats der holes can looks like. Dey makes a lot's ob holes. 

Backed ups in da corner da Gofer can gets mean ands uglier dan what he is....

 Da stupid Gofer in his hole...peekin outs fur me!

 Ands yet anober stupid lookin Gofer! Da whats?

Wells I hopes yu took some notes downs on Gofers ands whats dey can do ands looks like. Dey are all very stupid lookin but dey ares actually not dat stupid. Dey gets smart whens I'm ons Gofer patrol ands dey trys tu hids frum me...for awhile....I hope you habe enjoyed dis lesson ands wremembers.............

 Da only goods Gofer is a deads Gofer....I'll be patrolin da sky frum now ons tu pwotect eberybody frum da Gofers....I habes cheap wrates tu fur Gofer missions tu rids yu ob yur Gofers.....I gibes framily discounts tu fur close fwriends ands ob course framily.....

Da ends fur now!

Frum yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley.....da WuNdEr WeStIe...ober ands outs! 10 4 goods budys!

Paw thumbs ups!

Pepporuni pizza

Hello dere ands welcomes tu da Blog ob Frisbee Bradley...da WuNdEr WeStIe...buts yu's cans calls me "Goobie."

My Papa hads tu works late lasts night so it was me, sissy Pickie ands Mom at home by ourselfs...

Since Papa was not gonna be homes untils late Mom made PIZZZA...PEPPORUNI TU! See what it lookeded like last night in da oben cookin?

 Da little one was fur Mom and us ands da bigger on was fur Papa....Mom shareded hur pizza wiffs me and sissy Pickie ands we also gots a little bit ob Papa's pizza tu.....

 Hewer's a close ups on dem boff....Can'ts yu just smell dem? We coulds ands da whole house smelleded liks PEPPORUNI PIZZA! 

Bets now yu's wishes yu'd libed by me or closes tu me so dat yu tould comes ands spends fur pizza ands maybe spends da night wiffs us don'ts yu's? I thoughted so!

 Da clock was tick tick ticking awas and den dere was just tu minutes lefts...Man I couldn'ts waits untils I gots some of dat dere pizza...my mouff was waterin ands I was droolin....really...

Den yu knows whatts? Da tu minutes was ups ands Mom tooks out da pizzas ands me, sissy Pickie ands Mom ATES PIZZA.......dats what...

Tu bad yu couldn'ts comes ober tu habe some cuz dere was plenty tu goes arounds ands it was really goods ands I didn'ts drool any mores after I ates da pizza Mom gabed tu me.

 Agains dis is whats da pizza looked like whens Mom took it outs ob da oben tu cuts up fur us...YUMMY!

 

Ands unfortunatelys dis is whats I lookeded likes after eatin all da pizza Mom shared wiffs us!...."Oh Mom" I saids.....I needs a bromo!....I ates tu much pizza ands I feels likes I gonna barff up da pizza....

Den it happened......Mom and sissy Pickie were in danger ob gettin gassed outs wiffs what happened next tu me....Du yu knows whats dat was? Can yu guesses?.....Drum roll please.............YU GUESSED IT BABY.....I let outs a BIG PEPPORUNI PIZZA FART!!.....Smelled just like Pepporuni pizza tu me buts Mom saids it didn'ts smells likes Pepporuni pizza tu her ands so did sissy.....Dey saids all dey smelleded was somepin ROTTEN!! It smelleded likes somethin hads died in da house!! "My God" they boffs saids tu me..."Frisbee Bradley yu are ROTTEN little girl ands quits fartin or yu is gonna sleeps outs in da sun room tunite!" But I couldn'ts helps frum fartin all night longs eben in bed wiffs Mom and sissy...all nite...was wakin dem ups frum a dead sleeps! Really it was.....

We dis mornin I heards on da local radio station dat there was a alert puts outs last nite cuz da Mayor was outside and was lookin tuwards da North, (dats where we libed), ands all he saw was a gigantic mushroom cloud, greens in color...really..dis is tru he did's....Anyways after da alert for da town and surroundin area's dey sounded da gas mask alarm...really...

I is pleased tu report no one was injured cuz of my PIZZA FARTS last night...all is well....ands tuday I don'ts habes any gas caused by eatin Pepporuni pizza...I'm happy, sissy is happy, Mom is happy and I know my Papa woulds be happy buts he slepped thru eberything after he comeded homes frum work last nite...eben my rank farts didn'ts wakes him up!.....

I guess yu coulds say yu's is glads yu didn'ts comes ober for pizza after all cuz ob my almost causing da people here tu habe tu put ons gas masks...yu woulds habe had tu puts on ons tu!

Right now it's almost noons ands my Papa is home frum workin dis mornin ands I am relaxing, (wiffs out gas....nope...not gassy), by da fire...thanks Gods I'm not gassy dis morning!

Da Ends!

Frum yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley...da WuNdEr WeStIe...ober ands outs untils next time....dis station....dis dial...

Lubs yu!

Big hugs goin yur way frum me!

Ups ups ands away

Wow weeeeee.....looks at me eberybody.....looks what justs comed in fur me frum Mom tuday.....

I just had tu test it outs and solo...I been takin flyin lessons ands finally....I gets tu solo....

I just luvs dis plane!!! Luvs da mean face ons it buts I may paints it pink ands habes da face painted black...ands I'll habes little white Westies painted ons each ands ebery time I snags a gofer on my gofer patrolin arounds da neighburhood....

I'm goin tu habe Mom helps me set ups my own Wild Westie Girl business tu be ob serbice tu yu in helpin yu gets rids ob yur gofers....or what eber else varmits yu be habing twrouble wiffs.....

I will calls my business "Goobie...da new Calamity Jane rodunt swervices." I won'ts charge yu bery much ats all cuz yu are my fwriends...I will gibes yu da family discount...

How does dis sounds tu yu guys? I just askeded Mom ands she saids it sounded cool ands fits me her little tom boy wilds Westie....

Thants yu Mom! I knowed yu wuld comes thru fur me....Papa didn'ts wants tu do it buts my Mom said heck ya she'd do'd it fur hur little gwril!

I'm bery spoiled!  Ands nows I can be's wilder dan eber!

Frum yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley...Da WuNdEr WeStIe....servin yur community soon....Expert bad ass gofer hunter! (dis is whuts one ob my Twitter fwriends calls me now!)

Bye...

Oh ya....rates are by da hour...I heards dat....tite wads!  Only kiddin wiffs yu!

       Dis is da look......Da??

  

Da....what dids yu say?

Hi dere....dis look is a good ones fur me...don'ts ya thinks? 

Dis is my "Really...yu don'ts say Mom" or I eben uses its for my "Da...whats did yu say Mom?" face. 

I justs used it on Mom tuday ands she nearly pee peed hur panties laubing so hards....Ha! I know hows she feels cuz I've been knowns tu du dat ons an ocassion or tu myself!

Frum yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley....Da WuNdEr WeStIe!...Ober and outs!

 

A big thants yu frum Frisbee and Mom

Thants yu's tu eberyone that is followin my Blog!

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and

Whitley Westie

I lubs yu's all!

Big hugs and kisses tu yu all!

Frum yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley...da WuNdEr WeStIe....

Habes a gwreat Saturday!

Puppy problums

It started outs tu be a good day. I was dressed ins my faborite tea shirt, pink and black strips!

I lubs this tea shirt ands it was all nice ands clean and smelleded pretty.

 

I was doin my thing and sniffin arounds fur a gofer or tu's...

I continued ons intu da neighburs field..sniffin and lookin fur gofers when all ob a sudden I was attacked by sompin...didn'ts knows what it was cuz it was all ob a sudden...

 Thens I looked ups and saw dat it was da puppy frum hell dat hads jumped me. She wanted tu play wiffs me buts I didn'ts wants tu plays wiffs hur...I trieds ignorin hur ands finally she runned ober tu my sissy Pickie ands wanted tu plays wiffs hur tu. Pickie putted hur in hur place den she runned ober tu me agains ands just kepts ons pesterin me untils it was Mom tu da rescue! Mom yelled at her tu get home ands she listened ands wents home. But....whens I looked ats Mom she said, "Dat darn puppy gots yur faborite tea shirt alls muddy Frisbee" ands I was pissed! Den my Mom said, "Don'ts worry Frisbee we'll justs takes it offs ands washes it ands it will be as goods as new" so we wents home fur a cookie me and sissy and tu changes my tea shirt.

Cans yu belibe how muches my Mom lubs me! She's gonna washes my tea shirt...But she know's it's my faborite ones tu wear..

 Wow's look at me Mom yu gabed me my nue turquoize tea shirt wiffs da bright colored collur and pocket! I lubs dis one tu Mom...Thants yu. (Ain'ts I just da cutest?)

Check it outs closes up pals. Pretty cool rights? Bets yu wishes yu hads ones ob these tu just likes me!

Da end!

Frum yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley...Happy Sunday ands thants fur stoppin by my Blog!