Pepporuni pizza

Hello dere ands welcomes tu da Blog ob Frisbee Bradley...da WuNdEr WeStIe...buts yu's cans calls me "Goobie."

My Papa hads tu works late lasts night so it was me, sissy Pickie ands Mom at home by ourselfs...

Since Papa was not gonna be homes untils late Mom made PIZZZA...PEPPORUNI TU! See what it lookeded like last night in da oben cookin?

 Da little one was fur Mom and us ands da bigger on was fur Papa....Mom shareded hur pizza wiffs me and sissy Pickie ands we also gots a little bit ob Papa's pizza tu.....

 Hewer's a close ups on dem boff....Can'ts yu just smell dem? We coulds ands da whole house smelleded liks PEPPORUNI PIZZA! 

Bets now yu's wishes yu'd libed by me or closes tu me so dat yu tould comes ands spends fur pizza ands maybe spends da night wiffs us don'ts yu's? I thoughted so!

 Da clock was tick tick ticking awas and den dere was just tu minutes lefts...Man I couldn'ts waits untils I gots some of dat dere pizza...my mouff was waterin ands I was droolin....really...

Den yu knows whatts? Da tu minutes was ups ands Mom tooks out da pizzas ands me, sissy Pickie ands Mom ATES PIZZA.......dats what...

Tu bad yu couldn'ts comes ober tu habe some cuz dere was plenty tu goes arounds ands it was really goods ands I didn'ts drool any mores after I ates da pizza Mom gabed tu me.

 Agains dis is whats da pizza looked like whens Mom took it outs ob da oben tu cuts up fur us...YUMMY!

 

Ands unfortunatelys dis is whats I lookeded likes after eatin all da pizza Mom shared wiffs us!...."Oh Mom" I saids.....I needs a bromo!....I ates tu much pizza ands I feels likes I gonna barff up da pizza....

Den it happened......Mom and sissy Pickie were in danger ob gettin gassed outs wiffs what happened next tu me....Du yu knows whats dat was? Can yu guesses?.....Drum roll please.............YU GUESSED IT BABY.....I let outs a BIG PEPPORUNI PIZZA FART!!.....Smelled just like Pepporuni pizza tu me buts Mom saids it didn'ts smells likes Pepporuni pizza tu her ands so did sissy.....Dey saids all dey smelleded was somepin ROTTEN!! It smelleded likes somethin hads died in da house!! "My God" they boffs saids tu me..."Frisbee Bradley yu are ROTTEN little girl ands quits fartin or yu is gonna sleeps outs in da sun room tunite!" But I couldn'ts helps frum fartin all night longs eben in bed wiffs Mom and sissy...all nite...was wakin dem ups frum a dead sleeps! Really it was.....

We dis mornin I heards on da local radio station dat there was a alert puts outs last nite cuz da Mayor was outside and was lookin tuwards da North, (dats where we libed), ands all he saw was a gigantic mushroom cloud, greens in color...really..dis is tru he did's....Anyways after da alert for da town and surroundin area's dey sounded da gas mask alarm...really...

I is pleased tu report no one was injured cuz of my PIZZA FARTS last night...all is well....ands tuday I don'ts habes any gas caused by eatin Pepporuni pizza...I'm happy, sissy is happy, Mom is happy and I know my Papa woulds be happy buts he slepped thru eberything after he comeded homes frum work last nite...eben my rank farts didn'ts wakes him up!.....

I guess yu coulds say yu's is glads yu didn'ts comes ober for pizza after all cuz ob my almost causing da people here tu habe tu put ons gas masks...yu woulds habe had tu puts on ons tu!

Right now it's almost noons ands my Papa is home frum workin dis mornin ands I am relaxing, (wiffs out gas....nope...not gassy), by da fire...thanks Gods I'm not gassy dis morning!

Da Ends!

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