- I don'ts knows where Goobie comes frum but dats what Mom and Papa calls me!
I love walks wiff my Mom ands my sissy Pickie, barkin ands sniffin ebery night fur tha Ratcoons, stockin, diggin fur gufer (I likes tu pounce on tha holes), rides wiffs Mom or Papa, hangin my head outs tha window tu feels tha wind in my hair, helpin Mom in tha garden and yard diggin and chasin tha neighbur's cats.
I luvs my Mom and Papa vury much! I goes everyware wiffs Papa ins his truck. I gets to sits on his lap ands hangs my head out tha winda all tha time. Mom says I is Papa's lil gurl and I b spoiled!
Papa ands I go downs tu the riber tu see alls tha fishermen friends, tu Grandma Mary's, to Papa's cuzin's house tu gets woods tu delivers and a lots of ober places tu.
Yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Zombies in disguize?
Well my fwiendz....I thinks dese Chikins are Zombie Chikinz in disguize!!! I satted in da pen wiffz dem fur hourz thinken dey wuld turnz intu Zombiez butz dey neber did'z!!
I sayed tu dem, "Comez on'z yu stupid Chikinz makes a move!! Just turn intu Zombiez andz I gibez yu all a shakie, shakie den my Mom will bakie, bakie", (only kidden...yu can'tz eatz Zombie Chikinz!)
Mom waz callen fur me so I hadz tu goez andz leabez my post wiffz da stupid Chikinz..."Comen Ma" I sayed tu my Mom az she waz pwoceeden tu comez towardz da Chikin pen....Yu knowz whut?? Fur some weason Mom wazn'tz tu happy wiffs me....wunder why?? Cuz I waz in da Chickin pen silly!! dat'z why...Mom didn'tz yellz atz me atz all she just sayed "Frisbee Ann Bradley, (oh no middle name!), whut are yu doin in dere little gurl?" Dat'z it...all she sayed tu me..
I gotted outz ob da Chikin pen andz wentz intu our houze andz my Mom gabed me andz sizzy Pickie a Cookie Tweat...andz it wuz goodz tu!! Dat'z my Mom!
P.Z.- Dat nite whenz I wented tu helpz Mom putted in da stupid Chikins I thoughted I sawed a Chikin turn it'z head andz yu knowed whut?? She waz a Zombie!!! but den she turneded awound andz den she wazen'tz a Zombie...Life'z weird andz complecitated sometimez izn'tz it's??
Weally DA END!
Frum yur fwiend Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie.....Sergent-Advisur, Master Zombie Hunter fur da #ZombieSquad......Frisbee Bradley, (weally it iz!)...daa daa daa dee dee..daaaaaaaaaaaaa, (dat'z a lot'z ob da aint'z it?)....WuNdEr WeStIe!! andz datz my weport tu yu!!!!
Sorry....I ain'tz sigen any auetogwaphz wight now cuz I juzt gotted a peddacure!!!