- I don'ts knows where Goobie comes frum but dats what Mom and Papa calls me!
I love walks wiff my Mom ands my sissy Pickie, barkin ands sniffin ebery night fur tha Ratcoons, stockin, diggin fur gufer (I likes tu pounce on tha holes), rides wiffs Mom or Papa, hangin my head outs tha window tu feels tha wind in my hair, helpin Mom in tha garden and yard diggin and chasin tha neighbur's cats.
I luvs my Mom and Papa vury much! I goes everyware wiffs Papa ins his truck. I gets to sits on his lap ands hangs my head out tha winda all tha time. Mom says I is Papa's lil gurl and I b spoiled!
Papa ands I go downs tu the riber tu see alls tha fishermen friends, tu Grandma Mary's, to Papa's cuzin's house tu gets woods tu delivers and a lots of ober places tu.
Yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley
Thursday, April 9, 2015
Gofer pawtroll # 101
It was a bootiful day dis day ob my many, many Gofer pawtrols in da neighburs field. I snuk ups on a Gofer...see...just lookie at how close I dot tu!
Dere was no time fur small talk wiffs da Gofer ands it was shakie, shakie time, (likes my fwiend sayed tu me all da time...shakie, shakie)...
Da stupid Gofer stucked his head outs ats da wrong time! Only fing is dat he was a very slippery Gofer...finks he was turnen intu a Zombie Gofer, (must habe gotted bitten by a Zombie Chipmunk)....
Anyways......I culdn'ts hold ontu him wiffs my moufh cuz he was slippery ands yu knowed whut? He was so slippery I losted him downs da stupid Gofer hole!
Dis Gofer maybe used hair gwease dis mornen maybe buts I finks he gotted bit by a Zombie Chipmunk tu...
Dats just gweat! Gweasy Gofer, slippery ands slimy ands a Zombie tu!
Next time I'll uses my teefhs ands gets a bite whens I shakie, shakie fur sure...Buts da Gofer pwobably don'ts tasted very good I don'ts finks du yu?
Frum yur fwiend Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie....daaaaaaaaaa....WuNdEr WeStIe!
Sergunt-Advisor in da #ZombieSquad ands a Master Zombie Hunter tu!
Bye bye fur tuday!
Hi Finley ands obher fwiends! Luvs yu all!