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I don'ts knows where Goobie comes frum but dats what Mom and Papa calls me!

I love walks wiff my Mom ands my sissy Pickie, barkin ands sniffin ebery night fur tha Ratcoons, stockin, diggin fur gufer (I likes tu pounce on tha holes), rides wiffs Mom or Papa, hangin my head outs tha window tu feels tha wind in my hair, helpin Mom in tha garden and yard diggin and chasin tha neighbur's cats.

I luvs my Mom and Papa vury much! I goes everyware wiffs Papa ins his truck. I gets to sits on his lap ands hangs my head out tha winda all tha time.  Mom says I is Papa's lil gurl and I b spoiled!

Papa ands I go downs tu the riber tu see alls tha fishermen friends, tu Grandma Mary's, to Papa's cuzin's house tu gets woods tu delivers and a lots of ober places tu.


Yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Gofer pawtrol #67

Dis me ons Gofer pawtrol...We Westies haves gweat patienance! I stooded likes dis ober da Gofer hole fur hours...I kept on heawing chewen noises downs below da hole ands I knowed dere was a Gofer or twu downs dere in da hole...I stooded dere, (hey I alweady sayed dis..oh well!) I stooded dere fur a vewy long time, eben Mom culdn'ts getted me offs da Gofer hole...I stooded ands sniffed, sniffed, sniffed....den backs on my little two back paws ands powunced on da hole...den I heawed da Gofer qualing ups da hole ands knowed dere wuld be twouble....

Well sure enoughs da Gofer popped outs it's stupid head ats me....We starred each ober down...da Gofer, (I culds see), was shaken in his Gofer boots! He was bein stalked by da best ob da best Gofer hunters awound...(knowed whu dat is??), ME yu silly willy!! Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie....fastest niffen, squatching, diggen Gofer hunter in da west, (ands I carrys a mean stick tu!)....Wel I means tu tell yu I was weady tu shakie, shakie da stupid Gofer! I hads starred him downs fur da last time, (at least dis one). I was abouts weady tu pouncie, pounch on his stupid head, (just looks at his stupid esspression on his face!...stupid!), whens all ob a sudden he sayed tu me...."I knowed yu are da fastest Gofer hunter in da West buts wuld yu please stops staren ats me!" I sayed tu him, "Meet yur makur Gofer now yu's will DIE!!" I just started tu gwab his stupid heads whens I culd hear anobher Gofer comen tu his wescue ands I was pissed by dis time don'ts yu knows.....I wents in fur da kill ands a shakie, shakie whens da obher Gofer pulled him downs intu da hole!! Wat! ands double Wats! Dang nab Gofers wurks in pairs!!! ands dis one gotted away buts I almost hads him if it were's not fur da obher Gofer, pwobably his Wife!! Dat's otay Gofers nexts time yu won'ts be so lucky as dis time ands it will be big SHAKIE, SHAKIE fur yu boffs..
Da morales ob dis story......bwings Gofer stinky bombs...Dey will runs dem boffs outs or I culd pee downs da hole!!

Da End!

Frum yur fwiend Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie......daaaaaa.....WuNdEr WeStIe!


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