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I don'ts knows where Goobie comes frum but dats what Mom and Papa calls me!

I love walks wiff my Mom ands my sissy Pickie, barkin ands sniffin ebery night fur tha Ratcoons, stockin, diggin fur gufer (I likes tu pounce on tha holes), rides wiffs Mom or Papa, hangin my head outs tha window tu feels tha wind in my hair, helpin Mom in tha garden and yard diggin and chasin tha neighbur's cats.

I luvs my Mom and Papa vury much! I goes everyware wiffs Papa ins his truck. I gets to sits on his lap ands hangs my head out tha winda all tha time.  Mom says I is Papa's lil gurl and I b spoiled!

Papa ands I go downs tu the riber tu see alls tha fishermen friends, tu Grandma Mary's, to Papa's cuzin's house tu gets woods tu delivers and a lots of ober places tu.

Yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley

Saturday, April 11, 2015

My fwiend Obe Juan Canobie (spelling?) Birfhday pawty

Mornen or Evenin wiches eber applys tu yu visiten my Blog.....

Some ob yu may be wundering why I is dwessed ups like da Star War's Furry Fing Chubakka....

Well I will twy ands answer all ob yur questions dat I finks yu may habe abouts dis issue *being very pwofessional*

I happened tu me one day or was it one nite, can'ts wemember cuz I is habing a few Bwain farts lately like my Mom do...Letted me putted yur mind at west abouts Bwain fart, whut dey are ands whut dey du tu yu whens yu habes dem...

This will only takes a few minutes ob yur time which I finks will be impawtent tu yu tu weceive da infomashion dat I am abouts tu detail fur yu...

Thant's yu fur yur co-oparashion wiffs dis impawtent issue ands mattur

Yu see furry fwiends and Hoomens a bwain fart is nofhing tu weally wurry abouts whens yu experiences one or twu or what da heck fhree...Bwain farts are not hazaradus tu yur health ands dey do not polutte da air so yu still habes, (hopefully) gweat air tu bweath ats all times. Dey are nots dangerus tu obhers whens yu's experence one ands Bwain farts, (trust ands beliebes me), do not letted offs any gasses, vapors, clouds, mushroom clouds or wonchie, stinkie, odorus, smelly smells tu da enviromeent, air yu bweath, watur yu dwinks, tu obher furry fwiends and Hoomens. 

As I sayed before Bwain farts are odorless ands invesibal tu da naked eye. Yu mights sayed dat Bwain farts are safe fur da environmunt ands safe fur watur consumshion ands dey are safe tu ober furry fwiends and all Hoomens ands dey don'ts leaves any stainen on da Bwain studies habe shown.

 Usually Bwain farts occures in Hoomens dat are over 60 ands sometimes dey occur in Hoomens begening at da age ob 65. It is uncommons fur Bwain farts tu occure ands tu be experienceed in Hoomens whu are in da age gwoup ob 0-59 butts sometimes it du happens, occurrs ands is experienceed by Hoomens in da age gwoup ob 50-59.

 Doctors ands Scientest are studyen Bwain farts in wats ands mices ats da pwesent time in da Labs. Dey boffs camed tu da conclushions listed above fur da dweaded Bwain fart...Da wurld may neber know...(someone, somewhere sayed dis).

Bwain farts can nots be seens wiffs Xrays, Katscans or any obher devises in da Medicul wurld tuday. Bwain farts du not scar da Bwain.

Bwain farts can only be founded by usen special Xray Glasses. Dese special glass when used a Furry fwiend or a Hoomen wiffs any smarts can putted dem on ands looks wight intu da Bwain ands see da mysterous thin called a Bwain fart. Dey can see if dere's a special part ob da Bwain dat houzes da Bwain fart until a Furry fwiend or a Hoomen has da non-lefal, non-life thretening Bwain fart. My Mom tolded me dat dese special Xray glasses works justs like da Good Guy ands Wurld Hewo caped crusadur Superman da Man ob steel ands special powers ands he cans fly tu wiffs his special flyen cape dat he changes intu in a Telephonie Boofh. Only differance is dat Superman hads Xray vision ands da wurld tuday has da most impawtent newly inbented Xray Glasses. Whut will da Scientest ands Doctors fink ob maken next..Maybe I'll habe dem invents a special flyen cape fur me so dat I can's fly awound da neighburhood ands my town ands California, USA, heck why nots da wurld destwoyen da slimmy, stinkie, wonchie, don'ts changes der underwere eber Zombie fur da #ZombieSquad. I will writes my Congrussman tuday, heck furgets him I'll goes diwect tu da Pwesedent ob da United Sates ob America..(he mights be a Zombie in desguise so I bettur waits until we getted a new Pwesedent I finks). I mights eben bwing da need fur me tu habe dis special flyen cape tu fights Zombies up at da United Nashions!

A little histowy abouts da Bwain fart

Bwain farts were furst experenced by eawly Man..Butts dey didn'ts knowed whut tu call dem so dey didn'ts du anyfhing abouts dem at all ands all ob eawly Man kepted on wunderen whut da HECK waz happenen tu dem, whut's goen on...butts dey ignorred da Bwain fart ands ates dere Prehistorus Egg fur Bweakfast ands time it wents ons ands ons ands ons ands ons ands ons, (dat's one heck ob a lot's ob time yu's guys!)

Bwain farts wents on fur many, many years until on day backs in 1970 da fwist Scientest expawrienced one himself ands da west we calls History..Yes History was mades dat day in 1970 by a very bwillant Scientest. Dis Scientest began da furst Bwain fart Lab where dey studies da Bwain farts in wats, mices ands Bunnie Wabbits, mostly wats ands mices cuz dey can be stupid don'ts yu knows. Wats ands mices are da bestest speciees tu experiences da Bwain fart. Dey can gets very confussed when dey are walken in da mazes ands dey habes a Bwain fart...dey furgets whut dey are doin ands where dey are going, (which way dids he go...which way did he go...I heards dis one ona my faborite Cartun Buggs Bunnie-da Waskily Widdle Wabbit).

Bwain farts continuued tu be studied ands still are studied tu dis very day by Doctors ands Scientest awounds dis gweat big wurld ob ours.

Currentaly dere is no medicashion yu can's take tu stop a Bwain fart or tu keep dem frum nots happenen..Shit justs happens Furry fwiends and Hoomens...it justs happens..whut can I say?

Now if's I still gotted yur attenshion ands if yu are nots fallen assleeps on me by bein totally boreed tu deafhs cuz dis is so long I will continues on....

Wakie, wakie, WAKE UP!

I finks I explaned dat da Doctors ands Scientest don'ts know hows tu stopped a Bwain fart frum happenen tu yu ands dey don'ts knows exactleey whut dey are, hows dey developes, hows tu cure dem frum happenen tu yu yet, dey just knows dat dere is a fing dey named Bwain fart ands it is not lifes thretenen ands it cans heppen tu YU...yes yu my Furry fwiend or Hoomen yu. Bwain farts du nots descremicates dey happens tu us all ands somestimes we habe one, sometimes we habe twu, sometimes we habe fhree dey just don'ts knows how many yu wills experence duren yur lifetime on dis Eawth dey just know Bwain farts are a weal fing ands nots sompen made ups in da Wurld..So don'ts finks yu are cwazy when's yu experence a Bwain fart just be calm, cools ands collectave ands wurks yur way fhree, dey don'ts hurts at all.  Yu may also finds dat yu might habe one ands nots habes anymore ob dem..Good luck. Da main fhing is tu stays calm don'ts getted excitted ats all be cool hands Luke likes Steve McQueen, (whueber dat waz), welax ands da Bwain fart tu will pass I guarente yu it will pass.

Now tu continue ands da ends ob this long piece ob infurmation fur yu to wead

Bwain fart defenishion is as follows...wead dis carfully ands wead it severul times if's yu weally want tu it's impawtent infurmation tu habe...ands aways we goes...

Whut da Doctors ands Scientests sayed Bwain fart are is as follows:

Whens yu are talken tu a fwiend, etc (for examples), ands yu are talken aways yu will stopp, finks a little bit, wondur ands furget whut yu were talken abouts wiffs yur fwiend..yu wills often sayed outloudss tu yur fwiend, etc, "I don'ts knowed whys I was talken abouts dis subjects ands I furgot where I was in da talken wiffs yu ands furgots whut I was goin tu say." Den yu mights say tu yur fwiend, etc. "Oh well BWAIN FART!" ands yu boffs laughes ands starts talken bouts sompen else..Den maybe 15-20 minutes latur yu will say tu yur fwiend, etc. "Oh now I knows whut I was goin tu say tu yu whens we were talken" It mights eben be's an hour ands maybe it mights be da next day butts yu will wemember...

Anober examples is when yur in da gwocery store ands yu are getten da thins yu habes on yur list...yu might looks awound ands see's whut yu wants tu picks up next ands putts intu yur cart when BAMP it hits yu...yu habes a Bwain fart ands furgets where yu were goin ands furgets whut yu were gonn picks up...Dis my fwiend is an experenced Bwain fart...

Yu see in shorts Bwain farts are sompen we Furry fwiends ands Hoomens experences whens we do dat simple fhing called furgetten...aftur all we all furgets butts nows yu knows da Medicul Termonogie name ob whut yu are experencen...don'ts be's alarmmed...Bwain farts happens tu us all ats one time or anobher..dey du..dat's life..Bwain farts happen ands dey will neber hurts yu ats all dey just a little bitty Bwain fart, non stinkie tu! 

Da gweat fhing abouts Bwain farts is dat dey are nots contegeous, yu can'ts catches dem frum yur Furry fwiends or Hoomens at no time cans yu catches dem ands yu do not's distributte dem in da air..thant's God..

In my conclushion....Bwain farts are safe fur yu tu experence, dey are safes fur da environmentt, ands dey are not spredded awound ands dey don'ts stinks eibher!

Experencing a Bwain fart can be commikal fur yu ands anyones awounds yu..whens yu furget just sayed tu anyones awounds yu, "Bwain fart" ands just hears dem laughs...Dey won'ts knows whut yu are talken abouts butt it's funny fhing tu sayed tu dem.

Da ends!

Frum yur fwiend ands Furry pal Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie Sergent Master Zombie Hunter dese days.....here yu goes I knowed yu beens waiten fur it....daaaaa...WuNdEr WeStIe

Oops I just hads a Bwain fart!

Good day, good luck wiffs yur Bwain fart experences yu habes, be safe, be kinds and spred da Bwain fart wurd awounds..obher Furry fwiends ands Hoomens will catches on tu Bwain farts quick!


Oh ya...furgotted tu explains whys I'm dwessed as Chubakka....Oh no anobher BWAIN FART!

Anyways, my fwiend Obe hads dis pawty fur his 2nd's Birfhday, it was on's a Saturday....

Da Birfhday pawty theme was Star Wars 

Obe asked me whu my faborite Furry fing or Hoomen was in Star Wars ands I tolded him Chubakka...

So he gotted me da Chubakka suit dat I'm wearen in da picture so dat I culd comes tu his pawty as da gweat Furry fhing Chubakka...he's gweat hewo tu me ands I weally likes him tu! I likes da noize he makes all da time..I twyed tu makes da noize likes he does butts it's camed outs all weirred sounden...butt it worked fur me fur da pawty.

So dere I was ats Obe's 2nds Birfhday pawty. It was a gweat pawty. Lots ob good grub tu eats, lots ob peanuts ands popcorn ats da bar, lots ob ballooons, lots of good yummy tweats fur my tummy tu eats up ands lots ob good Furry fwiends awound. I knew some ob dem ands I mets more ob dem dat I didn'ts knowed befores..

In da ends..weally it is da end now...A gweat time was hads by all dat attennded da pawty fur Obe. He was a gweat host, gweat Furry fwiend ands just an ober all gweat Furry Tweeter fwiend tu...I'm very happy tu be able tu be his fwiend ands I was very happy tu habe beens thoughts ob whens he hads his pawty ands invitted me...Frisbee, (Chubakka), Bradley aka Goobie....

Ands dat's why I'm dwessed likes Chubakka in dis picture...


I luv a good pawty


  1. Replies
    1. Thant's yu Whitley my fwiend I thoughted so tu...gotted a pwize, (a Zombie squeekie toy ands a yummy Dogg tweat), ands yu knowed whut? 2nd pwize winnar's aint's bad pwizes...I'll takes any kind ob Squeekie ands da Dogg tweats....deeeeey are wonorful my fwiend juuuust wonorful! I luvs a good PAWTY! I's a PAWTY ANIMIPAL don'ts yu know.....xoxoxo

  2. We loved your creative spelling and explanation of brain farts!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

    1. Thant's Murphy ands Stanley! I wote a pwetty long post on dis one...


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