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I don'ts knows where Goobie comes frum but dats what Mom and Papa calls me!

I love walks wiff my Mom ands my sissy Pickie, barkin ands sniffin ebery night fur tha Ratcoons, stockin, diggin fur gufer (I likes tu pounce on tha holes), rides wiffs Mom or Papa, hangin my head outs tha window tu feels tha wind in my hair, helpin Mom in tha garden and yard diggin and chasin tha neighbur's cats.

I luvs my Mom and Papa vury much! I goes everyware wiffs Papa ins his truck. I gets to sits on his lap ands hangs my head out tha winda all tha time.  Mom says I is Papa's lil gurl and I b spoiled!

Papa ands I go downs tu the riber tu see alls tha fishermen friends, tu Grandma Mary's, to Papa's cuzin's house tu gets woods tu delivers and a lots of ober places tu.


Yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Uncle Billy Bob and Auntie Carolyn

Dis my Uncle Billy Bob, Auntie Carolyn, Couzin Peanut and Couzin Sofie one day ats da long long long beach up in Washington when my Mom wented tu visit dem....It's a weally weally long beach tu and yu can walk furever down it and yu can dwive a car or twuck on it tu and any obher automobiles....

My Mom tole me (cuz I culdn't goes wiffhs hur up dere tu visit) dat on dis day at da beach dey looked fur Sand Dollors and founded some fully intact tu...

Den when dey lefted da beach dey all went down town tu da small town dere tu a Meausum and seened some weird stuff tuu in dere....den aftar dat dey boughted some Salt Water Taffy...my Mom sayed it was weally gud tu but she didn't bwing any home fur me...pffft! Whuts up wiffhs dat??? My Mom sayed I wuldn't likes it and it wuld sticks tu my teefhs....Whut da heck I wuld twy some!

Afar dey boughted da Salt Water Taffy dey walked awound da small down where da beach is and my Mom boughted a T-Shirt fur hur and my Papa den dey walked awound some more and Uncle Billy Bob boughted some more diffewent flavowed Salt Water Taffy in a lil stowe and in dis store dey hads ober 100+ different flavors tuu!

Dey ended da day eaten a late lunch at da Olive Garden....my Mom wasn't vewy impwessed wiffhs hur lunch but LUVED da bwead sticks and dey all yu can eatted she sayed...pffffft she culds habes at least bwoughted me a bwead stick or twu...pfffft! Whut's up wiffhs dis Ma!

Afar da late lunch dey headed back home tu dere houze in Battle Gwound Washington...Dey don't lives dere anymore dey moved tu Kelso, WA in da way out countwy awea....

It was den dinnar time and my Mom helped my Auntie Carolyn cook dinnar den dey ate den watched da boob tube fur awhile den my Mom went tu bed...pfffft bet she went tu bed eawly tu she go tu sleeps wiffhs da chickins she du...Bol! Bol!

Da next day my Mom and Auntie Carolyn pigged out on da diffewent flavors ob da Salt Water Taffy...my Mom sayed she hads tu quit eatten it cuz it kept on getten stuck back on hur Dentures! Baaahaha shows yu wight Mom fur not bwing me any home!

My Mom hads a wonorful time den came back home tu our houzse...



Da end!

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Sompen tu make yu laugh

Time fur a lil fun my fwiends so I'm giben yu a few jokes tu laughs at....and yu's bettar laugh tuu! BOL! Only kidden....smok em ifen yu gotted dem!


Whut's brown and sticky??
A Stick!

Why does Humpty Dumpty love Autum??
Cuz Humpty Dumpty hads a gweat fall!

Can a Kangaroo jump higher dan da Empiwe State Building??
Ob course....Da Empire State Building can't jump silly!

Whut du yu call a pig dat does karate??
A Pork Chop!

How du yu make a tissue dance?? Dis is a tughy...
Putted a lil boogie in it! Eewww gwoss!


Dat's all (fur now!)





Da Wabbit twick


Otay wanna see's my Wabbit twick? I Goobie da Gweat will pulls a Wabbit frum outs ob my top hat tunite...Please hold yur applauze until da twick is ober cuz my Wabbit is on da skared side a lil bit and loud noises makes him habes a poo poo accident in my hat....Fhanks yu vewy much......

Now....Ladies and Gentlemen...boys and gurls and all fur pals in da audience I Goobie da Gweat will pwoceed wiffhs pullen a Wabbit frum my hat....*throws back cape over shoulders and waves magical wand fhingie over da openen ob da hat and pwoceeds tu say da magical wurds* Alla ka bob....Alla ka zam....Alla ka zim...Alla ka babbit come tu Goobie da Gweat yu wasscially Wabbit!.....*taps wand on rim of hat after saying magical words*

*Goobie da Gweat reaches in hat feeling around for Rabbit* Where are yu Wabbit....*finds Wabbit in corner and gentle picks him up wiffhs paw and pulls him out of hat for all to see*

Da da....and heeeeerrr he is da wasscally Wabbit named George da Wabbit...*audience goes wild...stands up clapping hands perfusly and fast and loud*

Aww fhank yu a fhank yu...yu habes been a gweat audience and my hat is poop fwee...yep no jelly beans in dere folks...

*Bows wiffhs Wabbit in hand*

Fhanks yu fur comin out tunite tu see me....Goobie da Gweat....Yu knows whut da Gweat stands fur?? I am gweatness cuz I is a pwofessional magikal magiciane don'ts yu knows.

Leave's da tips in my hat please...cut loose and gibes a lil folks I'm a starven artist....

Da da da da daaat's all folks!

Da end!

Frum yur fwiend and fellow blogger in Blogsville Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie aka Goobie da GWEEEEAAAT!


TTFN!

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Me da Master Zombie Hunter and da Zombie Monkeys

Well my fwiends on dis day I hads my paws full! Da Max! And dis is how it wented on dis day fur me.......

I was taken a Zombie pawtroll walk up da woad...da weafer was not weally tu bad da sun was not shinen like it usually is...da skys were gway and it was clowdy and a little cold.....

As I wented on Zombie pawtrollen up da woad I culd hear a sound dat I neber hurd befowe...I didn't knowed whut it was....I looked awound and awound but culd see's nofhing at all...nope...nofhing on da gwound and nofhing in da skys...it was da stwangest fhing I eber had happen tu me before and I was pwoplexed....

I walked very alurtly and very caushiously up da woad continuing my pawtwoll....

I kept on heawing dis stwange noise coming frum up in da sky I guessed.....Well I pwoceeded tu da neighburs field whewe dere's a lot ob Zombie acshion all da time...neber a dull pawtroll.....

My eyes were focused on da sky and dis stwange noise dat I hurd frum abobe....den....outs ob nowhere dere dey were....OMGD I sayed tu myself WHUT DA HECK???  Da noise I hurd has now come wiffhs figures flyen in da sky and dese figures were Zombie Monkeys! I culdn't beliebes it but dere dey were dey had all swooped awound me head and flewed tu da Zombie twee in da neighburs field....

My paws were sweaten and my heawt was pounden but I was not afwaid at all and I knowed whut I needed tu du.....Vewy quickly I pulled out my Zombie Net Gun frum my Zombie Field Pack and locked and loaded....I was vewy patiently waiten fur dem all tu land on da bwanches ob da Zombie twee....

Finally dey all landed and dey were hissen at me and showen dere big Zombie teefhs tuu...Locked and loaded I very cawefully (while laying on da gwound) aimed my Zombie Net Gun at da twee and da Zombie Monkeys...I helded my bweafh and very gently pulled da twigger and BOOOOM....da special Zombie Monkey killen net flew wight ober all da Zombie Monkeys and dey all went POOF up in smoke.....

Dis was a vewy impawtant pawtroll and I destwoyed da Zombie Monkeys keepen da neighburhood safe once again and Zombie Monkey fwee!


Da end!

Yur fwiend Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie Captain in da Zombie Squad and Master Zombie Hunter tu da MAX!


TTFN  *salutes all*


#zshq
#everybodylovesgoobie


And everybody does luv Goobie fur sure!

RRRRrrraaaaAAAA! Sweet dweams my fwiends!

What I'be been up tu lately

How du I luk in my aeroplane helmet??? It's bad tu da bone cuz it's gotted teefhs on it! I'm fhinking I luks pwetty kool in it tuu!


Dis is me on my jet....I flys Zombie missisions awound da neighburhood and town ewwaticating da neighburhood and town frum da walken dead...
 
Dis me (ob course whu else wuld it be?) I'm doin da tube wide on a big wave a few monfhs ago....
Me again durin Piwate week last monfh...Da Zombie Piwates were afwaid ob me and my BIG guns! BOL!

Dis my Piwate ship dat I sailed in durin Piwate week last monfh...pwetty pawsome wight?? I fhought so tuu!

A Zombie Piwate I destwoyed duren Piwate Days last monfh!

Well dis is it just a lil bit ob whut I'be been up tu lately....

Frum yur fwiend Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie Captain in da Zombie Squad and Master Zombie Hunter tu da max!


Fhanks fur visiten my Blog and wemember tu tweat each obher wiffhs luven kindness......

TTFN!

Oompa Loompa's

Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo I've gotted anothur widdle fur yu.....I'll leaves a pwesent in yur shoes tuu ifen yu don'ts gibes me a COOKIE TWEAT! Hands up!


Frum yur fwiend and mine.....Goobie da Gweat! Da Gweat whut yu may be asken....well I'll tells yu....I am a jack ob all twaids and I tell jokes and du twicks...but ONLY FUR A COOKIE TWEAT!


Wanna see's me pull a wabbit outs ob my hat now????

Nope ain't gonna show yu cuz yu didn'ts gibes me da pwice fur admission which is ONE COOKIE TWEAT!


Bol Bol Baahahahahahaaaaa!


TTFN!


Keepen an eye on my Mom's Hen Chickins

Dis two ob our hen chikins....da one on da wight is Beatwice and da one on da left is Honey....Beatwice is pwetty ugly wight now cuz she is molting and hur feathurs is fallen out wound hur neck and she don'ts habes any tail feathurs...yep all gone zoe...Honey on da obher hand is still pwetty she not molting at all....dey aren't layen any eggs wight now I guess it cuz dey is molting my Mom fhinks......Honey is my Mom's faborate chikin she always talks tu hur and da obher one's tuu pfffft! Da woman is cwazy sometimes I fhinks fur sure! But yu knows whut?? Dem stupid chikins talks back tu my Mom.....

Deses are da twu baby hen chikins...dey ain't so lil anymore...dere kinda flighty and weirdos tuu but my Mom still luvs dem...pfffft...she spweads hur luven awound tu all ob us....*wispers* I'm hur faboriate lil gurl.....I gotted hur fooled tuu cuz she fhinks I is a pwincess...*wispers* she's easy tu fool...sometimes doe she not so easy tu fool.....

Anyways.....dese our wemaining 4 hen chikins dat we habes at our houze dese days...my Mom's most faboriate ob all hen chickins MaMa Chickin died a few months ago...yep...my Mom wented out one day and opened up da door tu da chickin house went tu neighburs fur coffee den when she was walken back tu our houze she seed MaMa Chickin layen in da door way...she must habes had a heawt attack my Mom fhinks.....so we buwied hur in da gawden awea wiffhs da west ob da dogs, cats and chickins out dere....My Mom sayed MaMa Chickin was weally old......

Ontu Zombie business now.....I'be been keepen my eye on dese chickins me and sissy Pickie cuz we fhinks dey might be Zombie Hen Chickins in desguize....when I looks at dem dey quickly turn dere stupid heads den turns dem back and I can see dere eye's is white like Zombies....den dey shake and wuffle dere feathurs tuwn dere heads again and dere eyes goes backs tu normal.....I pawtroll ebery day and ebery nite maken sure I pay SPECIAL attenshion tu dese Zombie Chickins in desguise so that I can pwotect my Mom and sissy Pickie.....Buuuuttt....ifen my Mom or sissy Pickie happens tu getted bitted by a Zombie Hen Chicken I gotted Zombie Antidote I can gibes dem....yep I du...just 1 TBS will du it or 2 CC's ob da antidote as an injecshion! Not tuu many furpals or hoomens likes da injecshions doe...don't knows why cuz I is a pwofessional injecshion giber!  Anyways....ifen dey getted bitted by da Zombie Hen Chickins likes I say befowe I am pwepawed wiffhs my Zombie Antidote...neber feaw cuz Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie da Master Zombie Hunter and Capt in da Zombie Squad #zshq is hewe at yur survice no matter whut!

Da End (fur now!)

Yur fwiend Captain Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie....Master Zombie Hunter.....yeeeesssss...ME da WuNdEr WeStIe is hewe tu saves da day or nite wich eber it is.......


BBFN!

See ya lator Gator....afer while Krockidile........

TWMA!



Monday, October 12, 2015

Da lil baby Barn Swallow's stury


I don't know ifen I've tole yu'all abouts my adbenture wiffhs da "LIL BARN SWALLOW."

Well here we go.....

One day as I was walken by where da Barn Swallows come back ebery year tu hatch (dat's whut dey du) dere eggs intu lil baby Barn Swallows....

We dere was diz nice yung cuple on da wire and dey were cherupen and cherupen away at me...dey were yellen at me cuz I was getten close tu dere nest where dey habes da babys.....

Anyway I twyed walken past dem and dey wuld dibe bombs me almust hitten my sweet innocent lil head don'ts yu knows.....

I wan back tu my Mom (dat's whut I du) and tole hur dey were picken on me...she just sayed leabes dem alone dey are pwotecten dere yung...pfffft!

Well latur on duren da day my Mom Papa and me and sissy were out in da fwont dwibeway and we seed dis sweet lil baby Barn Swallow just sitten dere...so my Mom held da laddur and my Papa climbed up da lattur and putted da baby burd back in it nest...but du yu knows whut?? He flowed away frum da nest onto da dwibeway and dere he satted while Mom and Dad was on da wire yellen at us once again....

Da day wented by and ebery time da lil burd felled outs or twyed tu flyed outs da nest ontu da dwibeway my Papa wuld putted him back in da nest.

My Papa eben twyed tu getted da lil burd tu fly...he twyed helpen da lil burd...Da lil burd scampewed awound when my Mom finally caughted him wiffhs hur hands....she gabed him tu Papa and papa putted da lil burd in da palms ob his hands and gently fhrew him up intu da air but da lil burd culdn't fly he fleyed a lil den down tu da gwound....

We da lil burd spended da nite outside in da dwibeway wiffhs Mom and Dad on da wire pwotecten him frum da vawments ob da nite.....

Da lil burd stayed dere fur two days....den one day me and Mom wented outside and da lil burd was gone..."Whewe did he goes?" I asked my Mom and sissy...Mom sayed tu me "Frisbee my luv da lil burd finally gotted stwonger and fleyed away wiffhs his bwofurs sisturs Mom and Dad...Luk Frisbee on da wire dere's a lil lil baby Barn Swallow!" I luked up in da air and on da wire and dere he was my lil baby Barn Swallow he had gwowed his wings and flyed away up tu da wire.....

Da End!

Friday, October 2, 2015

It's October!

Hellow dere and fhank yu fur visiten my Blog.....

Well my fwiends it's Octobur alweady my how time is sure flyen by...

Pwetty soon it will be Turkey Day...da day dat I getted a lil shawzies frum my Mom and Auntie Teresa at Grammy's houze tu eatted dinnar...CAN'T WAIT! Hold da gwavy doe.....

Den aftar Turkey day comes da BIGGIE....yu know whut I mean...comes da time dat Santa Paws comes tu visit me and my sissy Pickie and gibes us pwesents like dogg tweats, (lots) and a bunch ob SQUEEKY TOYS....

I habes tu tell yu guys dat I've been a vewy gud lil gurl dis year *wispers* eben doe my Mom says diffewent but I habes....A gud lil gurl indeed so Santa Paws won't misses my houze again dis year...

Fur Chwistmas my Mom bakes me and sissy Pickie Dogg Cookies...dere healthy and not fattening eibher...She uses cookie cutters like Santa Paws, Snowman, Star and Chwistmas twees den we eatted dem up!

On Chwistmas Eve we goes tu Grammy's houze in town tu open up pwesents wiffhs Grammy, Auntie Teresa, Uncle Louie (he's weird) and my Papa....Den we goes home tu our houze and watch tv den goes tu bed eawly cuz Santa Paws is coming da next day on Chwistmas morning....

When we wakes up on Chwistmas day tu our supwise our stockens awe filled wiffhs all kinds ob good stuff like's I sayed above....Dogg tweats and SQUEEKIE TOYS...We eats da tweats den plays wiffhs da toys makin dem squeek squeek squeek dwives my Mom and Papa cwazy but we still does it......Yu know I fhinks my Mom knows Santa Paws pwetty dawn gud cuz I sneakked out ob bed on Chwistmas Eve nite when she fhought I was sleepen....I quepped up da hallway vewy quietly (dey didn't eben hear me at all)...I poked my lil head awound da wall intu da diningwoom (dat's whewe our Chwistmas twee is) and I seed my Mom kiss Santa Paws den Santa Paws big belly stawted gigglen and gigglen and yu know whut he sayed?? HO HO HO Mewwy Chwistmas...Yep my Mom kissed Santa Paws under da misseltoe dat nite....den I seed Santa Paws putten our pwesents intu our Chwistmas Stockins...den yu know whut?? He ated da cookies and dwank da milk me and sissy Pickie lefted fur him...I wunder ifen he liked our doggie cookies...dunno...oh well...den I wents back tu bed where my sissy was snoren up a stowm...I fell asleep and dwempt sweet dweams ob me, sissy, my Mom goin tu libes wiffhs Santa Paws on da Norfh Pole, (dat's whewe my Mom sayed he libes)...funny fhing doe...I didn't see his weindeer or sleigh?? Maybe my Mom gabed him a wide tu our houze...naaa...*wispers* I fhinks Santa Paws was my Papa don't yu?? naaa it were da weal Santa Paws but I weally fhinks my Mom knows him quite well cuz she did kiss him...she tole us she knowed him pewsonally and dat we'd bettar be gud gurls or else....

Chwistmas afternoon me, sissy Pickie, Mom and Papa goes intu town tu Grammy's houze fur Chwistmas dinnar wiffhs all da twimmings...Turkey, mashed potatoes, gween salad, dwessing, yummie corn and biskuit wolls wiffs butter....oh and sweet potatoes wiffhs butter and bwown sugar on top ob dem (my Papa don't likes dem)

My Mom and Papa goes in eawly in da morning fur my Papa tu build Grammy a fiwe in Gwandpa's shop (he went tu heaben) and my Mom helps Grammy wiffhs fixin da dinner...Mom does da sweet potatoes, da yummie mashed potatoes wiffhs lots ob butter and da yummie yummie gwavy...My Mom makes gud gwavy...oh and my Mom helps wiffhs putting da orderbes tugethur like Salami, Ham and obher meat along wiffhs diffewent kinds ob cheese, (Mom likes Hot Pepper cheese)...Den she will putted da sliced pickles like sweet pickles and dill pickles in dere lil fhinging fur da table den slices da fwench bwead and putted cwackews in a bowl...We eatted pwetty dawn gud don't we?

Da dinnar's weally yummy and Mom and Auntie Teresa gibes us a lil, (just a lil) Turkey tu sample tu make sure it is gud and it suwe is gud!

Aftar all da pwep fur da yummie dinnar we all sitted down tu eat...dere's me, sissy Pickie, my Mom, Papa, Couzin Rodney, Couzin Neil, Auntie Teresa, Uncle Louie (he's weird) and Grammy Mary.....

Aftar da dinnar is eatted it's da dweaded time tu du da dishes and fix a container ob leftobers fur us tu takes home fur Turkey sandwiches....yummie!

Aftar da dishes are done we goes home tu welax fur da west ob da day and ebening and we plays wiffhs our toys and eatted our dogg tweats dat Santa Paw bwoughted us on Chwistmas mornin....

BUT....hold da tuna boat........someone is goin tu be missing frum our Chwistmas...it's our Mom cuz she's goin tu Washington tu be wiffhs Auntie Carolyn fur Chwistmas cuz Auntie is goin tu be all alone fur Chwistmas.....

We sure gonna miss hur fur Chwistmas but dis da only time she not dere...

Well dat's about it fur me how's bout yu's?? Tuday is goin tu be a good day da sun is goin tu come out and it's gonna be pwetty...but cuz it's Octobur dat means it's a lil cold outside...burrr

Take care my fwiends I luvs yu tu da Moon and back!!!

Yur fwiend Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie....wait fur it....daaaaaaaa....da...WuNdEr WeStIe!!

HEY YU...YA YU...JUST A MINUTE DERE...DA ZOMBIE SQUAD NEEDS A FEW GOOD FURMEN AND FURWOMEN SO GETTED OFF OB YUR BUTT AND JOIN #zshq TUDAY AND HELPS FIGHT DA WALKEN DEAD MAKIN DA WURLD AND YUR NEIGHBURHOOD A BETTAR, SAFE PLACE TU LIBES......

RRRrrrrraaaaAAAA!

Captain Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie Master Zombie Hunter



Thursday, October 1, 2015

Da Gofer saga

Lookie whut I twacked tu dis Gofer hole da othur day...yep it's my arch enemy da Gofer...Come on lil Gofer stay still den I will SHAKIE SHAKIE

Baahahaha I fhinks dis stupid Gofer is dwunk on Gofer juice! He's not wiffhs us any more cuz I pounced on his head and SHAKIE SHAKIE

Da Pulitzur prize

I is honored once again tu accepts da Pulitzue prize frum #zshq Zombie Squad HQ fur writen....

Ladies and Gentlefurs boys and gurls ob all ages listen whens I tells yu dis is twuly a gweat honor fur me...*gets tissue from tissue box and blows nose*

I accept dis honor wiffhs humulity kindness and a hole lot ob courage fur I am a Captain in da Zombie Squad and a dedicated Master Zombie Hunter...

Dere's no Zombie tu small or big dat I Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie will not take any cwap frum....*giggles and wispers* at least I didn't say da nassy wurd....BOL!

On a more sewious note fhank yu fhank yu fhank yu fur dis honor...

Fhank yu fur coming tunite...please hold yur appalause until I am finished wiffhs my speech den I will take questions frum yu...

*pulls mike closer tu mouth and clears throght* Yu all are so vewy kind and I fhank yu again...Fhank yu and good nite sleep tight and don'ts letted any Zombies bite..Ifen dey du looks me up cuz I gotted Zombie Antidote..just one lil INJECSHION...and it ain't in da arm...but it won't huwt one lil bit.....

Be safe and stwong! Now goes out dere and getted a Zombie and makes me and da Zombie Squad HQ pwoud ob yu soljurs....Annnd....bags one fur da Gipper!


Da end tu a vewy luvly evenin

*salutes all sojlur in audience and da big shots*

Haves a dwink won'ts yu?

Hey Blogville it PAWTY time.....

Du yu wants a dwink?? Dis one is pwetty gud and vewy wefweshing tu...

I calls it Da Blue Goobie wiffhs a slice ob lemon!


My gurlfwiend Blue Curti

Me and Blue were glued tu da stury hur Dad was tellen us....
Dis my gurlfwiend Blue Curti...she libes up da woad frum my houze...we been fwiends fur a long time now and she's pwetty kool...

Ebery nite me, Blue and hur sistur Fancy goes on a 2 mile walk on da twails in da woods by Blue's houze wiffhs my Mom and Blue and Fancy's Mom and Joycie comes a long tu...Joycie is Blue and Fancy's Hogrammy and she's pwetty kool tu...

Sometimes on our walks we looks fur cwittews like bears, deer, turkeys and obher neet stuff likes dat.....

Me and Blue goes on #zshq pawtrolls tugethur tu...she's a pwivate in da Zombie Squad and I am a Captain but I neber pulls wank on hur *giggles*

She's a pwetty good Zombie hunter tu but not quite a good as me cuz I is a Master Zombie Hunter don'ts yu knows...yep I is...

We Blue libes on a small wanch up da woad frum my houze wiffhs hur obher twu sisturs hur Mom and dere Dad...

Dey gotted bulls, goats, horses, chickins and pigs....lots ob neet animipals....

Well dat's about it about my gurlfwiend Blue Curti...she's pawsome!


Da End!


Frum Goobie tu yu!

My dearest fwiends in Bloggville USA and ober da big pond.....

I wanted tu wishes yu all a wonorful day tuday...da sun is shining da burds are singin and it's gweat weathur fur a Zombie Pawtroll....Yu see's my fwiends (dat arn't #zshq memburs)...Zombies likes tu come out when da sun is shinin cuz dey likes tu gwaze on Zombie Gwass in da neighburs field...

Da stupid Zombies are just dis....STUPID!...don'ts dey knows I is a Master Zombie Hunter Captain in da Zombie Squad and I will twack dem down no mattur whut kind ob weathur it is???

Da Zombie don'ts knows day frum dark....BWAIN DEAD!

So dis is tu yu Zombies whut happened tu finds da bwains tu looks at this Blog......Captain Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie Master Zombie Hunter will be looken fur yu dis is gweat weathur like I said tu hunt Zombies cuz dey is so STUPID!

Be on da look out yu stupid Zombies cuz I am on yur twail and I will be twacken yu tuday ands ebery day and ebery nite maken da wurld and my neighburhood a better, safe place tu libes in...

My blood getted heated wiffhs da fhoughts ob Zombie pawtrollen......*sweaty paws heart beaten*....otay otay time fur me tu GOES AND GETTED A ZOMBIE OR TWU OR FHREE....ANDS I WILL WEMEMBER....GETTED ONE FUR DA GIPPER!


See ya latar Gator
Afar while Krokidial


Luv yu all tu da moon and back...(but not yu stinky smells wonchie buger eaten Zombies)


Da end!



Zombie Squad Septemember Birfhsdays

Special Birfhsday wishes fur September

Phoebe - 9/2/15 6 years old
Tilly the Westie 9/2/15 9 years old
Meatball 9/6/15 4 years old
Guinnesshalfpint 9/10/15 1 year old
Wee Colin 9/15/15 1 year old
Rowdy Mastiff 9/15/15 3 years old
Kamalani 9/20/15 1 year old
Murphy_00 9/21/15 5 years old
Jacopo 9/23/15 6 years old
Alfiedog 9/23/15 12 years old


HAPPY BIRFHSDAY TU YU ALL SOLJURS! 
Hannahidasnowdog 9/27/15 3 years old



Stylen and profilyen

 :wave :wave :madzombie Hey dere pawtners looks at me....I is stylen and pwofilin!! Don'ts I looks pwetty in pink? I fhought so tuu! Baa haaaa haaaa!
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Dis funny! Stupid Turkey!

Whut da heck is dat??? Stupid stupid Turkey!

Goobie is wanted by da Zombies

 :zombiegrin I was walken outs in da neighburs field on Zombie pawtrollen yesterday.....I was minden my own business duing my duty ob pwotecten da neighburhood frum Zombies ob all kinds....I seed sompen up on a twee in da field and wents ober fur a closur look seed.....I kept on wonduring what da heck is dat up dere in da twee....I pwoceeded tu getted closur and closur when all ob a sudden I seed dis wiffhs my own twu bwown eyes...Yep I is wanted by da Zombies....Dey are afwaid ob me I guess I gots dem on da wun!
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Zombies

 :hello When I was outs in my Zombie mobile fur da #ZombieSquad pawtrollen I spotted whut looked like a pilgrum. Dis pilgrum was twing tu destwoy a Zombie Gofer by usen just a typical gun..(no way Hoza)...Da way tu destwoy a giant Zombie Gofer is a follows: Gets outs ob yur Zombie Mobile wemembering tu get yur Zombie Net Gun...Dis net gun is equippped wiffs a special Zombie killen net dat disconigrates da Zombie on contact... :bakontopic Otay tu continue....pwepar yurself wiffs da Zombie Net Gun maken sure it's loaded. Da Zombie Net Gun can be used frum a distancee so takes am..maken sure yu don'ts shoots ober da Zombie Gofer ands gets da pilgrum or whateber is dere wiffs da Zombie Gofer....Aim...take deep brefhs...den fire! Da Zombie Net will cober da Zombie Gofer ands it's bye bye baby...ZAP! KAPOW! ZONK! ZOWIE! all gone is da Zombie Gofer! Den all yu do is roll da net back ups intu da gun...
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Zombie Holy Watur and how tu use

 :mummy Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie here tunite wiffs yu all! Go #ZombieSquad go! I wanted tu share sompen gweat dat is in my Zombie Field Pack dat my Mom ands I maded fur fighten Zombies ob all kinds don'ts yu know...(joke dere)...Anyways da Zombie Holy Water is a gweat thin tu habe when fighten Zombies. Use-cweap ups upons a Zombie dat yu habe spotted...dey are weally stupid ands dey makes a lot's ob loud slobberen noises so dey won'ts eben hear yu sneaken ups on dem. Gets as closes as yu can tu da Zombie...Open da cork ands thwow some Zombie Holy Water on dem. Effects ob da Zombie Holy Water fur da Zombies-Once yu hits dem wiffs da Zombie Holy Water dey will desinigrate intu thin air ands POOF! dere gone...If yu habes a Zombie Water Gun like I do yu cans fill it wiffs da Zombie Holy Water fur da big jobs obs a lot's ob Zombies...It's gweat stuff and good tu habe on hand tu!
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Da Zombie Antidote and how tu use

 :mummy Anothur thin I habes in my Zombie Field Pack is Zombie Antidote. It's good tu habe on hands. Weason fur use-If one ob yur fwiends gets scwatched or bitten by a Zombie dey will turns intu a Zombie....Wiffs da Antidote dis don'ts happens tu dem. Da Antidote stopps da Zombie turnen. Diwections fur use-If scwatched or bitten by a Zombie gibes 1 Tablespoon ob Antidote wight away...don'ts delay! It is fast acten ands weally wurks tu!
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Da Zombie Waturgun and how tu uze tu destwoy Zombies

 :mummy Dis is my Zombie Watur Gun dat I carrys in my Zombie Field Pack. It is a gweat piece ob equipmant tu habe when fighten Zombies, (ob all kinds dont's yu knows). Dis Gun comes in handy ands it put tu good use when yu are againts twu or fhree Zombies or eben on or more. Whut yu do is loads it ups wiffs Zombie Holy Watur...Takes careful aims, holds yur breafh den pull da twigger ands keeps on pullen da Gun's pump ands yu will be amazed ats da number ob Zombies yu can destwoy wiffs dis piece ob importunt equipmant! Da Zombies go POOF! up in thin air whens hit by da Zombie Holy Watur! Dat's it! Easy tu use ands not expensave eithur! Habes yur Mom buy yu one tuday! Ands....goes outs dere ands makes us pwoud ands destwoy some Zombies...It's pwetty easy tu use ands it's quick destwuction fur da Zombies! POOF!
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Zombie Chikins in disguize?

Yeserday me and my Mom wented fur our daily 2 mile walk wiffhs our fwiends GayLynn, Blue, Fancy, Darlene and Dottie....Me and Blue pawtrolled as we walked on da twails back in da woods up frum my houze....We kept stoppen cuz we fhoughts dere might be a Zombie in da bwush cuz sompen was maken noise in dere....We waited and waited but nofhing came outs ob da bushes so we pwoceeded up's da twail....aftar we gotted off da twail in da woods we wented down da woad den dey went home and me and my Mom started headen fur our houze.....When we gotted home I gotted a dwink ob watur and my Mom hads a glass ob iced tea.....we boffhs den kicked back and welaxed on da couch until it were time tu hurd da Chikins frum da fenced garden awea intu da pen....I wached as my Mom hurded da stupid Chikins intu da pen den closed da lil door fhingie so dey wuld not gets out ob da pen....I was vewy caushious and became vewy suspecous abouts da Chickens.....Da Black one is Beatrice and da othur one is Honey den we habes da bwown and black spotted babies...but dey aint babies weally anymore cuz dey is gwowing fast and I fhinks dey are instigatures ob yu know whut...yep...and I fhinks da babies are Zombie Chickin plants da da Zombie's putted in tu fool me and when I wasn't looken dey wuld jump on me and bites me den I wuld turn intu a Zombie Westie...yuck! *wispers* Lil du da stupid Zombies know but I gotted Zombie Antidote! Anyways I kept on watchen da babies very closley ands I seened dere eyes turn white like Zombie du....dey den looked ober tu Beatrice and Honey den nodded dere stupid heads yes den Beatrice and Honey's eyes turned white tuu....I fweaked out I KNEW IT I KNEW IT ZOMBIES IN DISGUISE! I tole my Mom tu be careful and come out ob da pen wight now cuz we gotted Zombie pwoblems fur sure! Well da stupid Zombie Chickins were wunning wound like a Chickin wiffhs it's head cutted off! (Hey I made a funny!) Den my Mom stawted tu getted leaky eyes and said tu me "Frisbee isn't dere anyfhing yu can du tu sabes my poor lil sweet Chickins?" *rolled eyes* I sayed "Yes Maaa dere is letts me gets intu my Zombie Field Pack and I'll gibes dem some Zombie Antidote." Well it was a chore ands da Zombie Chickins were all fweaken out and wunning wound but my Mom indibidually caught dem by putten hur vest ober dem den picken dem up maken sure dey wuld not be able tu bite hur and den she'd habes tu getted some Zombie Antidote.....We wurked tugether den one by one I gabes dem an injecshion (I leawed how tu gibes da best injecshions frum Bonnie da Westie, *rubs butt* and I wemember dat one)....anyways one by one dey gotted an injecshion ob Zombie Antidote and one by one dey were turned backs intu stupid ole Chickins...Den once again I, Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie habes sabed da day! Den we wented intu da houze and I gotted a cookie tweat, acually twu ob dem cuz I sabed my Mom's Chickens frum bein turned intu da dweaded stupid stinkie wank Zombie Chickins....Da End ob me wepoar soljurs! *salutes* Fhank yu fur taken da time tu listen tu dis bwoadcasted weport....I will now takes any questions yu may habes....ober and out and dat's a big 10 4 good buddys!
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A funny fhing happened on da way tu camp

*salutes* #zshq #everybodylovesgoobie #angelbonnie

A stwange fhing happened tu us on da way out tu camp on da Wanch....Let me starts dis weport frum da beginnen....It was Wendsday and I was patiently waiten fur my Papa and John tu get tu our houze so we culd leabes fur camp.....*rolls eyes* Well dey finally awived at our houze wiffhs all ob John's gear fur campen and Papa loaded it all intu his twuck dat my Mom was going tu dwive out tu da Wanch where we camp..."Come on yu guys" I sayed outloud but funny fhing was dat nobody was laughen pffffft! Hoomens anyways!...anyways  :bakontopic We FINALLY gotted da last minute stuff loaded likes da stuff dat needed tu goes intu da two ice chests tu keep cold...FINALLY....we den jumped intu our pickups ands away we wented downs da woad.....a few miles out ob town we were just dwiven along and I was minden my own business so eggcited tu finally be going out tu da wanch tu camp fur 2 weeks when all ob a sunnen I seened da twees move on da side ob da highway..."Slow down" I yelled tu my Mom I fhinks I see a Twee Zombie.....da twees were whipping by when she finally slowed down so I culd get a closur look at da sisuashion at hand....had I seened a Twee Zombie or was it just shawdows playen twicks on my lil bwown eyes?? Dunno....Well FINALLY *rolls eyes* Mom was dwiven slow enough dat I culd make fhings out in da twees....dere was no twaffic behinds us and she was goin weally slow whens I culdn't beliebes my eyes...YES it's a TWEE   ZOMBIE.....I gotted intu da back seat and changed my clothes... :superman :superman and yet once again Super Goobie was here tu sabes da day again! Pfffffft I shuld ask fur a pay waise.....Up up up and away my Mom pulled ober on da side ob da highway and I flew outs da window and tole hur and sissy Pickie tu stay puts in da twuck dat this wuld not take very long at all....Wiffhs my SUPER powers me da caped krusader flew awound da Twee Zombie a few times den hiyaaaa....kicked his head off wiffhs my stwong feets...double barrow feet wurk soljurs.....Once da Twee Zombie had been destwoyed and buried in da mud I flowed backs tu da twuck where dere waiten fur me was my Mom and my sissy Pickie...Mom was fweaken out cuz she fhought I might gets hurted pfffft again...Me gots SUPER POWERS I CAN SEE'S FHROUGH WALLS AND CEMEMT....no way was I ever goin tu getted hurted Maaaaa....and den I looked in da back seat and dere doin whut she does bestest was my sissy Pickie sleepen away...didn't eben wake up duren all da acshion soljurs...nope! We den powceded tu dwive up da highway where we metted my Papa and John at da Wanch gate den went ontu da Wanch down tu our camp and sat eberyfhing up and den had lunch...But me I didn't helps wiffhs anyfhing...nope I had wurked enough pwotecten my Mom and sissy Pickie and da Hoomens and fur pals in my town frum da dweaded Twee Zombie...Well soljurs dis is my offical weport....just one ob many Zombie pawtroll weports tu come frum when we was campen fur 2 weeks....I will now sign autogwaphs...stay in line please...wait yur turn soljurs....
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