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I don'ts knows where Goobie comes frum but dats what Mom and Papa calls me!

I love walks wiff my Mom ands my sissy Pickie, barkin ands sniffin ebery night fur tha Ratcoons, stockin, diggin fur gufer (I likes tu pounce on tha holes), rides wiffs Mom or Papa, hangin my head outs tha window tu feels tha wind in my hair, helpin Mom in tha garden and yard diggin and chasin tha neighbur's cats.

I luvs my Mom and Papa vury much! I goes everyware wiffs Papa ins his truck. I gets to sits on his lap ands hangs my head out tha winda all tha time.  Mom says I is Papa's lil gurl and I b spoiled!

Papa ands I go downs tu the riber tu see alls tha fishermen friends, tu Grandma Mary's, to Papa's cuzin's house tu gets woods tu delivers and a lots of ober places tu.

Yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley

Thursday, October 1, 2015

Da Pulitzur prize

I is honored once again tu accepts da Pulitzue prize frum #zshq Zombie Squad HQ fur writen....

Ladies and Gentlefurs boys and gurls ob all ages listen whens I tells yu dis is twuly a gweat honor fur me...*gets tissue from tissue box and blows nose*

I accept dis honor wiffhs humulity kindness and a hole lot ob courage fur I am a Captain in da Zombie Squad and a dedicated Master Zombie Hunter...

Dere's no Zombie tu small or big dat I Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie will not take any cwap frum....*giggles and wispers* at least I didn't say da nassy wurd....BOL!

On a more sewious note fhank yu fhank yu fhank yu fur dis honor...

Fhank yu fur coming tunite...please hold yur appalause until I am finished wiffhs my speech den I will take questions frum yu...

*pulls mike closer tu mouth and clears throght* Yu all are so vewy kind and I fhank yu again...Fhank yu and good nite sleep tight and don'ts letted any Zombies bite..Ifen dey du looks me up cuz I gotted Zombie Antidote..just one lil INJECSHION...and it ain't in da arm...but it won't huwt one lil bit.....

Be safe and stwong! Now goes out dere and getted a Zombie and makes me and da Zombie Squad HQ pwoud ob yu soljurs....Annnd....bags one fur da Gipper!

Da end tu a vewy luvly evenin

*salutes all sojlur in audience and da big shots*

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