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I don'ts knows where Goobie comes frum but dats what Mom and Papa calls me!

I love walks wiff my Mom ands my sissy Pickie, barkin ands sniffin ebery night fur tha Ratcoons, stockin, diggin fur gufer (I likes tu pounce on tha holes), rides wiffs Mom or Papa, hangin my head outs tha window tu feels tha wind in my hair, helpin Mom in tha garden and yard diggin and chasin tha neighbur's cats.

I luvs my Mom and Papa vury much! I goes everyware wiffs Papa ins his truck. I gets to sits on his lap ands hangs my head out tha winda all tha time.  Mom says I is Papa's lil gurl and I b spoiled!

Papa ands I go downs tu the riber tu see alls tha fishermen friends, tu Grandma Mary's, to Papa's cuzin's house tu gets woods tu delivers and a lots of ober places tu.


Yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley

Friday, March 13, 2015

Da wing ob Zombies


I waz walken up da woad alongs da fence at our houze just minden my own buzinezz on #ZombieSquad pawtrol dis mornen. Da weafer waz clear wiffz no cloudz andz it waz goen tu be a nice sunny day. I sniffed awound by da front fence andz all waz clear so I pwoceded onwardz ands upwardz..up da woad I mean....

I wentz acwozz da woad tu pawtroll fur Zombiez...I sniffed awound andz awound butz all waz clear.  I waz surpwized cauze I hurd sompen weird andz culd smell sompen wank....buttz I carried on in my pawtroll fur da Zombiez....

Whenz I crozzed ober tu da ober sidez ob da woad I culdn'tz believez my eye ballz...were dey playen twickz on me? I looked and looked andz finally wealized whut I sawed....I waz vury alert andz on my toez...Whut I sawed waz free Zombiez haben a BBQ...don'tz knowed whut dey were BBQng butz it waz wank! Probably Zombie Gwass...andz Zombie Marshmollaos tu....I very quietly quept clozer and clozer...I foundeded a hole in da neighburz fence andz cwalled in..
Zombiez are so stupid andz don'tz here vury well so I hadz it made.....I waz quiet az a Church Moose andz gotz clozer and clozer...dey were standen wiffs dere backz tu da fire now in da pit eaten..dey were maken horrific noisez tu...slurpen and slobberen just chewen away...I very carefullyz gotz upz on my twu backs legz (I do diz alot)..andz very carefully andz quietly pulled outz my Zombie Dzcenturgaten gaget..(it'z like dey catchez wild Munkiez wiffz in Africia don'ts yu know)...I fhrew it upz iin da air andz it cobered all free Zombiez andz POOF dey were all free dzcenturgated intu dust! Dis is my Wing ob Zombies offical weport...fur da #ZombieSquad........YUR FWIEND ANDZ FELLOW HARD CHARGEN, FIGHTEN, SLAYER-SEARGENT IN DA ZOMBIE QUAD...FRISBEE BRADLEY...DA WuNdEr WeStIe....  

8 comments:

  1. And just when you think it is going to be a regilar walk they start coming out of no where!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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    1. Dat's fur sure pals! Neber knows whut a walk will lead tu, especially on pawtrol fur da #ZombieSquad Zombie Squad rules!

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  2. I bet dem zombies wuz BBQin brains!

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    1. Probably so Whitley never can tell whut Zombies will do, especially ats a BBQ!

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  3. Gud job gittin rid of dem zombiez, Frisbee!!

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  4. YAY, well done Frisbee! Champion zombie slayer!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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    1. Thant's yu Princess Leah! RRRrrrraaaAAA!

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