- I don'ts knows where Goobie comes frum but dats what Mom and Papa calls me!
I love walks wiff my Mom ands my sissy Pickie, barkin ands sniffin ebery night fur tha Ratcoons, stockin, diggin fur gufer (I likes tu pounce on tha holes), rides wiffs Mom or Papa, hangin my head outs tha window tu feels tha wind in my hair, helpin Mom in tha garden and yard diggin and chasin tha neighbur's cats.
I luvs my Mom and Papa vury much! I goes everyware wiffs Papa ins his truck. I gets to sits on his lap ands hangs my head out tha winda all tha time. Mom says I is Papa's lil gurl and I b spoiled!
Papa ands I go downs tu the riber tu see alls tha fishermen friends, tu Grandma Mary's, to Papa's cuzin's house tu gets woods tu delivers and a lots of ober places tu.
Yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley
Friday, March 6, 2015
Zombie sighten witten in blue
While on pawtrol yesterday I waz minden my own buzinezz juzt looken fur Zombiez ob any kind, (Hoomen, Rattoon, Gofer or Kat)....I tole Mom and sissy tu stay where dey were cuz I sawed sompen stwange and didn'tz wantz dem tu follow me until I checked it outz. I continued up our woad and stopped at da neighbur's fence and dere it waz. I didn't knowz what it waz at furst until I looked in my Zombie manuel.
Yep dere it waz...I wentz tu da page in my Zombie manuel dat showed all da stupid Zombie atire, costums, uniformz etc and founded out dat dis waz a Zombie war dance helmet. Wow wee! I looked awound and didz not see any Zombiez so all waz clear.
I waz very alert, standen tall andz wentz in fur a clozer look. Sure enough I verified it wiffs my Zombie manuel! I looked awound againz maken sure all waz clear and it waz so I called Mom and sissy Pickie tu me and showed dem what I had founded left behind by a stupid Zombie....now it's mine! A Zombie trophey!
Mom said I culd hang it up andz display it in da livenroom, she waz cool wiffs dat, (she's like dis all da time...cool Mom)....Sissy took a sniff ob da Zombie helment, Mom looked at it weally close tu make sure dere waz no germz on it, she smelled it tu andz said we'd habe tu washez it, I said otay and away we wentz back tu our houze.
Frisbee Bradley....da....WuNdEr WeStIe ober and outz!