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I don'ts knows where Goobie comes frum but dats what Mom and Papa calls me!

I love walks wiff my Mom ands my sissy Pickie, barkin ands sniffin ebery night fur tha Ratcoons, stockin, diggin fur gufer (I likes tu pounce on tha holes), rides wiffs Mom or Papa, hangin my head outs tha window tu feels tha wind in my hair, helpin Mom in tha garden and yard diggin and chasin tha neighbur's cats.

I luvs my Mom and Papa vury much! I goes everyware wiffs Papa ins his truck. I gets to sits on his lap ands hangs my head out tha winda all tha time.  Mom says I is Papa's lil gurl and I b spoiled!

Papa ands I go downs tu the riber tu see alls tha fishermen friends, tu Grandma Mary's, to Papa's cuzin's house tu gets woods tu delivers and a lots of ober places tu.


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Sunday, November 16, 2014

Pepporuni pizza

Hello dere ands welcomes tu da Blog ob Frisbee Bradley...da WuNdEr WeStIe...buts yu's cans calls me "Goobie."

My Papa hads tu works late lasts night so it was me, sissy Pickie ands Mom at home by ourselfs...

Since Papa was not gonna be homes untils late Mom made PIZZZA...PEPPORUNI TU! See what it lookeded like last night in da oben cookin?

 Da little one was fur Mom and us ands da bigger on was fur Papa....Mom shareded hur pizza wiffs me and sissy Pickie ands we also gots a little bit ob Papa's pizza tu.....


 Hewer's a close ups on dem boff....Can'ts yu just smell dem? We coulds ands da whole house smelleded liks PEPPORUNI PIZZA! 

Bets now yu's wishes yu'd libed by me or closes tu me so dat yu tould comes ands spends fur pizza ands maybe spends da night wiffs us don'ts yu's? I thoughted so!


 Da clock was tick tick ticking awas and den dere was just tu minutes lefts...Man I couldn'ts waits untils I gots some of dat dere pizza...my mouff was waterin ands I was droolin....really...

Den yu knows whatts? Da tu minutes was ups ands Mom tooks out da pizzas ands me, sissy Pickie ands Mom ATES PIZZA.......dats what...

Tu bad yu couldn'ts comes ober tu habe some cuz dere was plenty tu goes arounds ands it was really goods ands I didn'ts drool any mores after I ates da pizza Mom gabed tu me.

 Agains dis is whats da pizza looked like whens Mom took it outs ob da oben tu cuts up fur us...YUMMY!

 
Ands unfortunatelys dis is whats I lookeded likes after eatin all da pizza Mom shared wiffs us!...."Oh Mom" I saids.....I needs a bromo!....I ates tu much pizza ands I feels likes I gonna barff up da pizza....

Den it happened......Mom and sissy Pickie were in danger ob gettin gassed outs wiffs what happened next tu me....Du yu knows whats dat was? Can yu guesses?.....Drum roll please.............YU GUESSED IT BABY.....I let outs a BIG PEPPORUNI PIZZA FART!!.....Smelled just like Pepporuni pizza tu me buts Mom saids it didn'ts smells likes Pepporuni pizza tu her ands so did sissy.....Dey saids all dey smelleded was somepin ROTTEN!! It smelleded likes somethin hads died in da house!! "My God" they boffs saids tu me..."Frisbee Bradley yu are ROTTEN little girl ands quits fartin or yu is gonna sleeps outs in da sun room tunite!" But I couldn'ts helps frum fartin all night longs eben in bed wiffs Mom and sissy...all nite...was wakin dem ups frum a dead sleeps! Really it was.....

We dis mornin I heards on da local radio station dat there was a alert puts outs last nite cuz da Mayor was outside and was lookin tuwards da North, (dats where we libed), ands all he saw was a gigantic mushroom cloud, greens in color...really..dis is tru he did's....Anyways after da alert for da town and surroundin area's dey sounded da gas mask alarm...really...

I is pleased tu report no one was injured cuz of my PIZZA FARTS last night...all is well....ands tuday I don'ts habes any gas caused by eatin Pepporuni pizza...I'm happy, sissy is happy, Mom is happy and I know my Papa woulds be happy buts he slepped thru eberything after he comeded homes frum work last nite...eben my rank farts didn'ts wakes him up!.....

I guess yu coulds say yu's is glads yu didn'ts comes ober for pizza after all cuz ob my almost causing da people here tu habe tu put ons gas masks...yu woulds habe had tu puts on ons tu!

Right now it's almost noons ands my Papa is home frum workin dis mornin ands I am relaxing, (wiffs out gas....nope...not gassy), by da fire...thanks Gods I'm not gassy dis morning!


Da Ends!

Frum yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley...da WuNdEr WeStIe...ober ands outs untils next time....dis station....dis dial...

Lubs yu!

Big hugs goin yur way frum me!


6 comments:

  1. Crikey FB Goobie ..... I don't need to live near you to get a whiff of that supa dupa, scrumptious lookin' pepperoni pizza. That big gas cloud travelled all the way to Australia. I was wondering all day what the delicious smell was ...... NOW I KNOW!!!! Mum and Dad said it smelled liked rotten egg gas. What would they know, aye???????

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    1. Hi my fwriend acrosses da ocean! Da pizza waz very scrumptious...yummie fur my tummie delicious! I'm glads yu coulds smells it frum way ober der cuz I likes sharin! Yur Mom ands Dad saids rotten egg gaz? Ya wright whut wuld dey know abouts hows a gwreat pizza wuld smells frum da USA....Da....Aye backs ats yu...Paws waving!

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  2. Da onliest part of pizza I ever gets are crust. You're so lucky.

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    1. Da only parts ob da pizza yu gets is da CRUST?? OMG's dats not wright! I bets if yu askeded yur Mom wuld gibe yu a peice ob da pizza ands nots justs da crust...don'ts yu thinks? Mom's a gwreat and I'm sure she wuld does it fur yu cuz she lubs yu...I do gots it pretty lucky I gess ands so does sissy Pickie. Paws waving!

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  3. Wowsa! Those are some pizza farts there Frisbee! BOL Sometimes I fart the farts that make Ma squeal with delight! At least I thinks it's with delight...☺
    Sure sounds like it was worth it though! Love them pizza bones!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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    1. Ya Ruby I gets da farts likes dat tu! Makes my tummie feels all warms insides it ands I mobes wiffs delights! My bestests farts are da ones dat are silents buts deadly ones! It's likes a little "poof" den....I smells it...and OMG does it stink....I starts gigglin ands yu knows what happens next.....I'm gigglin under da cobers den I hears Mom say "Dam yu Frisbee Ann, (dis is what she calls me whens I'm in twrouble), yu are WROTTEN! I bust outs laughin,
      (she don'ts appreciates it), dey wakes hur up outs ob a dead sleeps. Yu knows why? She's gots Sleeps Apenias ands has tu wear a mask...well da rotten smell frum my little ole silent but deadly fart goes wright up her hose tu her faces mask! But don'ts lets hur fools ya cuz she ripps off some good ones tu! Butt puckering and rwready!

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