- I don'ts knows where Goobie comes frum but dats what Mom and Papa calls me!
I love walks wiff my Mom ands my sissy Pickie, barkin ands sniffin ebery night fur tha Ratcoons, stockin, diggin fur gufer (I likes tu pounce on tha holes), rides wiffs Mom or Papa, hangin my head outs tha window tu feels tha wind in my hair, helpin Mom in tha garden and yard diggin and chasin tha neighbur's cats.
I luvs my Mom and Papa vury much! I goes everyware wiffs Papa ins his truck. I gets to sits on his lap ands hangs my head out tha winda all tha time. Mom says I is Papa's lil gurl and I b spoiled!
Papa ands I go downs tu the riber tu see alls tha fishermen friends, tu Grandma Mary's, to Papa's cuzin's house tu gets woods tu delivers and a lots of ober places tu.
Yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley
Monday, November 24, 2014
Da pizza effects!
Dis is whats yu gets whens a Mom feeds hur sweet little gurl Peppuroni pizza! Dere was an fart alarm dat wents offs tu ands dey calleded fur da peoples ands animals tu puts on dere manditury gas masks! I'll admits it I am one stinkie little gurl but dats what Mom gets fur feedin me Peppuroni pizza...my faborite pizza tu...and......
Da humans cans looks likes dis tu...not da animals...just da humans....dis is da effect that can happens wiffs me eatin Peppuroni pizza...Du yu wants tu turn gwreen humans?...and dis....
Is what happens whens I eats Combinatiun pizza wiffs onions on its! Man....stinkie...but pretty....
Dis is what happens whens I eats sausage and cheeze pizza! Agains stinkie...but pretty....
Ands looks at what happens tu da stupid ole Gofers! Wow weeee...dey are big ands uglier...But no needs tu fears...I is heres tu sabe da day fur yu!....fwree ob charges tu!
Soooo....don'ts gibes war da chance cuz happiness is nots a stinkie pizza mushroom cloud....ands remembers....really twry tu....DON'TS GIBES YUR DOGGIE VERY MUCH PIZZA...well maybe just a little bits...come on now..what da heck...da mushroom clouds are pretty....stinkie but pretty....don'ts yu thinks?
Frum yur fwriend Frisbee Bradley....Da...WoNdEr WeStIe! ober and outs fur now......but I'LL BE BACKS.....who saids dat!