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Hi eberyone I iz a 13 year old Westie gurl I libes in California wiffhs my Mommie Papa Fritter Lee and three Chickins Janie Gretta and Julie I iz a Lt Col in da Zombie Squad #zshq

Thursday, April 9, 2015

Gofer pawtroll # 101

It was a bootiful day dis day ob my many, many Gofer pawtrols in da neighburs field. I snuk ups on a Gofer...see...just lookie at how close I dot tu!

Dere was no time fur small talk wiffs da Gofer ands it was shakie, shakie time, (likes my fwiend sayed tu me all da time...shakie, shakie)...

Da stupid Gofer stucked his head outs ats da wrong time! Only fing is dat he was a very slippery Gofer...finks he was turnen intu a Zombie Gofer, (must habe gotted bitten by a Zombie Chipmunk)....

Anyways......I culdn'ts hold ontu him wiffs my moufh cuz he was slippery ands yu knowed whut?  He was so slippery I losted him downs da stupid Gofer hole!

Dis Gofer maybe used hair gwease dis mornen maybe buts I finks he gotted bit by a Zombie Chipmunk tu...

Dats just gweat! Gweasy Gofer, slippery ands slimy ands a Zombie tu!

Next time I'll uses my teefhs ands gets a bite whens I shakie, shakie fur sure...Buts da Gofer pwobably don'ts tasted very good I don'ts finks du yu?

Da End!

Frum yur fwiend Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie....daaaaaaaaaa....WuNdEr WeStIe!

Sergunt-Advisor in da #ZombieSquad ands a Master Zombie Hunter tu!


Bye bye fur tuday!

xoxoxoxo

Hi Finley ands obher fwiends! Luvs yu all!

 

Da Rattcoons came again

Stinkie ole Rattcoons! Dey are ones ob my arch enemies...First da Zombies, den da Gofers ands den da Rattcoons. Gots tu watches outs fur dese stupid cweatures cuz dey can be very mean!

Dis is my post fur Rattcoon pawtrollen duren da nite...I sits ands sits ands sits just waten fur da Rattcoons tu comes. Dey eats all ob Mr. Kitty's food ands I don'ts likes dat eibher!

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

I was on Gofer pawtrol yesterday ands dis is whut happened tu me. Dis is where I started outs pawtrollen fur da Gofers in da neighburs field

I came upons a big Gofer hole dat was very intewesting tu me. It was big, deep ands nasty looken. I kepted a close eye on dis hole cuz I knowed dere was a Gofer in dere fur sure!

Ands sure enoughs whiles I was watchen it up popped a stupid Gofer ands yu know whut he sayed tu me? He sayed, "Da whuts up Doc?" I waised back on my two back feets ands was weady tu pounch on him ands do a little shakie, shakie whens all ob a sudden he barred his two big frunt feefhs, shot ups in da air, wiggeled his tail ands back downs intu da hole, I almost gotted his tail da dang fing...I said tu myself, "Self...dwats he gotted away!" Self sayed "Dere be anobher day Frisbee!" Ands we walked aways frum da hole.

As I was leaven he popped ups his head ands stuck outs his toungh ands gabed me dis stupid look!

I sayed tu him, "Yu are lucky Gofer dat I don'ts come obher dere ands shakie, shakie!" I started runnen backs tu da hole ands da stupid Gofer ands he wan backwards downs da hole.

I dugged a lot's tu gets da stupid Gofer but he was way downs in his bunker....


Next time Gofer! Yu just waits!


Da End, (fur tuday)


Yur fwiend Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie....da....da...daaaaaa.....WuNdEr WeStIe!


#ZombieSquad rules!

I wished upon a star

Me, Mom ands sissy Pickie sayed a bwight star in da Northurn sky last nite. Mom explained da Northurn star tu us ands she sayed we culd make a wish...Wish upon a star she sayed...So dis is our wish fur da wurld ands my furry fwiends outs in da wurld.
 
Dear God,
 
Mom sayed I culd makes a wish upon dis star ands dat yu culd heawe it, frum us tu yu fur da wurld.
 
We wish da wurld wuld be a bettar place fur hoomens ands our furry fwiends.
 
We wishes dat all ob my furry fwiends outs dere hads a furever home likes me and sissy du..dat dere is no more needs fur da places dat animipals wiffshouts homes habe tu go tu cuz no one wants dem.
 
We wishes dere was no more abuse ob our furry fwiends ands dat everyone, Hoomens ands animpals wuld libes side by side giben each obher whut da furry fwiends needs ands gibes tu Hoomens ands dis is:
 
 
Love
Caren
Joy
ands wespect
 
God is dis tu much tu ask for?
 
Dear God dere are so many mean Hoomens in da wurld dat abuses my furry animipals ands I wishes it wuld stop.
 
 
God please keep my furry fwiends wiffouts fureber homes in yur arms at nite. Keep da ones dat don'ts habes any shelturs warm, da ones wiffsouts any food or watur keeps dere tummys full ands wiffsouts hunger ands most ob all God keep dem in yur arms so dat dey know da feelen ob someone luving dem fureber..
 
Amen
 
Frum Frisbee Bradley, sissy Pickie ands Mom

Sunday, April 5, 2015

God are yu dere?


My Mom tolded me about Jesus and God ands whu dey are. She sayed dat God luvs us anipals tu ands listens tu our thoughts ands pwayers


DEAR GOD,

Dis is Frisbee Bradley, (but yu alweady knowed dat cuz yu knows whu I am), here tunite

I knowed dat sometimes I is a lil wascal ands gets intu a lil twouble but I habes thins I is wunderen abouts tunite agains ands wanted tu talks tu yu

I wunder God,

Why is da sky ands ocean blue? Is dat yur faborite colur?

Why is dere clouds in da sky dat looks like differunt fings? Likes Dogs ands ober animipals

Why did yu makes da twees ands da gwass gween? Dids yu makes any ober colur ob gwass?

Yu created us animipals, (likes me Doggs), wiffs knowen hows tu swims wiffouts haben tu takes swimmen lessuns, ands Hoomens habe tu learns how tu swim was dat yur plan fur us?

Why are my feets webbed? Is dat fur swimmen? I finks so God

Why do I luvs tu takes a baffs on baffs days wiffs my Mom? Some doggs like my sissy don'ts likes a baffs but me I luvs em.

Why do I luv Ice Cream ands Tweats?

Dats it fur da good stuff God now fur da not so good stuff I is finking abouts tunite
Why is dere so much abuse ands negluct tu us furry animpals?

Why is it dat some Hoomens can'ts be more caring, loving ands respectful tu us animpals? Why are dey so mean ands abusive tu us ands why don'ts dey love us?

What is a Hoomen thinken, (not!), whens we thinks we gotted a furever home wiffs dem ands den one day dey pull away in dere car leaben us behind, abanonded ands nots knowen how tu takes care ob ourself. When we see dem pullen away in da car wiffsouts us it's like "Where are they goin wiffsouts me." Why do some Hoomens do dis tu us?

Why do some Hoomens abandonen us on da side ob da woad as puppies or eben as adults ands just dropps us off? Whut habe we done tu dem tu makes dem do dis tu us animipals?

Do yu thinks a Hoomen wuld likes it if's dey hads tu be outs in da wain, snow or sun wiffouts any pwotection frum da elamants. Wiffsouts a houze tu keep us somewhut warms, wiffsouts water or food ands sometimes just tied up awound a twee wiffs nofing at all, tu twy ands survive da elamants. Wuld dey like dis? Why do dey do dis tu us animipals? Whut habe we dones tu dem tu deserbe such tweatment?


Why is dere so many ob us furry animipals outs on da stweet. Lonley, alone ands hungry just twying tu survive out dere wiffsouts anyfing? Dere shuldn'ts be any furry animipals left along, hungry, firsty, no sheltur at all but it's because ob some Hoomens not caren whut happens tu us wight? Thant's God, (yu), dat dere are places dat wescue animipals ands takes care ob dem ands dey goes tu a good furever home! But why, why do some Hoomens do dis tu us?

Why can'ts da wurld be a bettar place? Better fur us animipals ands Hoomens tu.

Why can'ts all ob us animipals habes furever homes likes me ands my sissy Pickie? Cuz ob some Hoomens, wight?

Why can'ts some Hoomens gibe us love, caren, food, watur, sheltur ands da respects we deserve? We gibes dem it all. We loves, ares ands wespects dem ands all we wants tu do is makes dem happy ands do whut dey wants us tu do. Why is this God?

Why do some Hoomens kill us fur now weason? Just because, for food or just because we mades dem mad. Why God why do some Hoomens do dis tu us?

Why do some Hoomens get us whens dey can'ts eben takes care ob demselves? Is dat fair? If dey can'ts buy food fur demselves are dey goin tu buy food fur us?

I just don'ts knows God why some Hoomens are da way dey are. My Mom sayed dat yu gabed Hoomens Free Will...to do whateber dey want ands I guess dat's why da wurld is da way it is ands why some Hoomens are da way dey are, (abusive tu us animipals)

Buts most ob all God I wunder tunite why we don'ts gets tu libes longur dan we get on dis earth. Why is it dat we don'ts libes dat long like Hoomens do God? Our Hoomens go frew so much pain, (some Hoomens) whens we crosses ober tu Rainbow Bridge. Why is it dat whens yu cweated us animipals dat yu didn'ts gibes us longur tu libe?

My pwayer tu yu tunite ands furever is dat my furry fwiends dat are abandoned, alone, scared, hungry, firsty, wiffsouts shelturs, abused ands ober stuff likes dis dat dey can finds dere furever home dat dey deserves likes me ands my sissy Pickie gots.

God, please take dem in yur arms ands pwotect dem frum all ob da bad stuff dat is happenen tu dem cuz in yur arms dey will finds comfort, peace,warmth ands yur luv. Please pwotect dem God, please. 

Amen

I hopes all my furry animipals outs dere dat are alone ands hungry finds a safe place tu west frum da elemants duren da day ands nite, food tu eat, watur tu dwinks ands a kind, caren Hoomen tu helps dem all



Ands God....thant's yu fur listenen tu me tunite. I knows I gotted a lot's ob thins I is wunderen abouts ands maybe yu can's putted at least some ob my fwiends intu a fureber home wiffs a loven Mom and Dad whu will takes cares ob dem no matturs whut like yu putted me in my Mom's life when she was very ill.

I neber talked tu yu befores abouts yu putten me intu my Mom's life but I wanted tu say tu yu, "God, thant's yu agains fur da lady dat bwought me backs tu Grammy Lannie's when I was a lil pup, (she changed hur mind abouts taken me, but yu knowed dat). Abter dat yu gabed me tu my Mom fur me tu be wiffs furever ands eber."


Good nite God ands agains thant's yu fur my fureber home wiffs sissy Pickie, Mom, Papa ands Mr. Kitty

Yur fwiend fureber ands eber Frisbee Bradley

P.S. I will twy tu not be a bad gurl but it just happens sometimes buts I knowed yu furgibes me.....



 







Da Friz, (dat's me!) ands da Zombie Monkies


Hi dere it's me Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie....Sergent Master Zombie Fightur in da #ZombieSquad weporten tu yu tuday....

Dis was da sceen in da neighburs field da ober day whens I was outs on pawtrol wiffs sissy Pickie.

Da sky was clear, sun was outs ands da burds were singen...me ands sissy were walken up da woad tu goes outs on pawtrol in da neighburs field cuz dey gets lots ob Zombies dere ands we gotted tu pwotect da hoomens ands da ober furry fwiends frum da Zombies don'ts yu know...only joken wiffs yu...pullen yur chains...

Anyways we gotted closur to da Zombie twee in da neighburs fields when I noticed sompen was not wight wiffs da picture...Me ands my sissy culdn'ts beliebe our eyes ats whut we seeded dere in da twee....

Da twee was full ob Zombie Monkies...Me ands sissy knowed whut needed tu be done's wiffs da Zombie Monkies....DEY HAD TU BE DESTWOYED and wight away!

We boff hads our Zombie Field Packs on our backs wiffs us....I tolded sissy dat we needed tu use da Zombie Net Gun...I weached fur mine in my pack den wemembered dat it was in da shop fur wepairs....I mean tu tell yu I gotted a lil excited when I wemembered I didn'ts habe it wiffs me don'ts yu know....(pullen yur chain fing again!)

As I was approachen da twee getten closure and closure da Zombie Monkies were on da wampage...jumpen ups ands downs ands dey started comen abter us, *hearts pounden*

Good fing I hads my sissy wiffs me fur back ups cuz I yelled ats hur tu frow me hur Zombie Net Gun wight away.....ands wiffs a swift motion she gwabbed da Zombie Net Gun frum hur Zombie Field Pack and fwu it tu me ands I caughts it wiffouths any pwoblems....

Dat was it! I was very alurt ands very calm and kool whens I pointed da gun ats da Zombie twee...I tooked aims den pulled da twigger...da net wents ober da twee ands ober all da Zombie Monkies ands POOF! SPLAT! dey were destwoyed in an instunt! All disenturgrated ups intu fin air.....

Dat's my weport ob da ober day while outs on pawtrol wiffs my Sissy...Moral ob da story....It's gweat tu habes backups! Don'ts eber furget it!

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Sergnut Mastur Zombie Huntur Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie.....da....WuNdEr WeStIe weporten tu yu tuday frum my puptop on da diningwoom table ats our houze in Fort Bragg, CA USA!

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More ob my Mom's flowers in hur gardens

Since I luvs my Mom very much ands since she letted me started ups my Blog I thoughts I wuld share some more ob hur flowers in hur Gardens...Enjoy..dis is fur my Mom Lindy, Papa calls hur Ma Ma Lindy or da Buzzord butts I don'ts likes tu call hur da Buzzord...she not a Buzzord. BOL!


Here yu go Mom! Hopes yu enjoy da pictures as much as my Mom enjoys gwoen da flowers ands as much as me and my Mom luvs sharen dem wiffs yu...
 
Dalliahs in da back Garden, awounds da pond.

Wose in da fwont Garden

Wose bush in da South Garden

One ob my Mom's Fushias in da fwont Garden

Fushia bush in da South Garden

Dis is called a Cosmos plant. Pwetty ands it's bushy tu!

On ob my Mom's Lillies in da fwont Garden

Dis is an old Rose dat my Mom gotted frum da Wanch dat we camps on up da Coast ob Mendocino County, Fort Bragg, CA USA. Dis Wose is 100 years old ands my Mom started its frum a lil clippen ob it. Bootiful! My Mom has gweat luck wiffs gwoen starts frums clippens all da time. She use Woot Tone Liquid ands Vitamum B1 all da time.

Dis Wose is one ob my Mom's fav Woses in hur Gardens. It's bootiful ands smells wondurful tu!

Wose in South Garden

Dis is our Pond in da back Garden awea. It's full ob watur, (as yu can see), ands dere's Gold Fishies in it, about 7-8....But....cuz ob da dwought we hads tu dwain da Pond :( It was a sad day fur my Mom cuz whens we dwained it all ob da Gold Fishies were gone...not dere no more...my Mom thoughts dey were liven down at da bottom ob da Pond likes dey due duren da Wintur, den dey comes up whens it's gets warmur weabher...But...all gone..:( My Mom sayed dat da Wattcoons must habe gotted dem ands ated dem all ups! I hates da Wattcoons! Anyways da watur comes outs at da top ob da Pond ands looks likes a Waturfall...My Mom ands I use tu luv sitten outs in da back Garden wiffs da Waturfall on all da time...it wuz peaceful ands welaxen fur my Mom when she tooked a bweak frum worken in da Garden backs dere in da backyard...Stupid dwought!

Purple, (or Mangetta as some hoomens call it), Wose in da frunt Garden. It's pwetty tu!

Dis Wose is my Grammy Alley's, (my Mom's Mom) in da South Garden. It's weally olds cuz Grammy died many years ago ands she hads it before fur a weally long time befores she died.

Dis is one ob my Mom's Lillies in da frunt alongs da walkway intu our houze. Stupid Mr. Kitty lays in da terriccotta plantur all da time ands my Mom don'ts knows if it will comes back dis year..

Anober on of my Mom's fav Woses...Dis one is alongs our houze on da South Side ob da Garden area. It's pwetty.

White Dalliahs in da back Garden.

Dis Wose my Mom starteded frum a slips ob da neighburs Wose bush. It's bootiful ands is in da South Garden.

Dis whut our South Garden area looks like. All started frum lil plants ands slippens ob plants.

Anober view ob da yellow Wose in da South Garden dat my Mom started frum a slippen ob da neighburs Wose bush...Knows whut happened tu da Mother Wose bush? Da neighbur sold da houze ands da new owners killed da Wose bush but it continues tu libe on at our houze cuz ob my Mom.

Anober pwetty Dallia in da back Garden area awounds da Pond


Well dat it fur now.  Mom's gotted a lot's more picturas ob hur Gardens wiffs all da pwetty flowurs ands she gotted lots ob picturas ob Flower Awangements tu!

Thant's yu fur letten me shawe dese picturas wiffs yu on my Blog fur my Mom..


Giben tu my fwiends xoxoxoxo frum yur fwiend Frisbee Bradley aka Goobie


 RRRrrraaaaaAAA! Da #ZombieSquad needs yu!